MVP Kirk Cousins, Mets Collapse (Again?), Charged-Up Chiefs Beat Other L.A. Team

September 16, 2022 Cam James 1

SWAMP FOOT, MO – Today you were probably expecting a Chefs Chiefs vs San Diego Los Angeles Chargers review.  However, this has been rendered impossible […]

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MLB Groundhog Day, Wilmer Flores, Crying In Sports

October 16, 2021 The Matts 0

LOS ANGELES, CA – My last shred of a MLB post-season Metsiness thread disintegrated when Wilmer Flores was called out on a clear check-swing. After […]

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Sure Things, Jacob deGrom & Same Old Mets, Stephen Colbert Booed by Brewers

August 21, 2021 The Matts 1

GLENDALE, CO – When your full-time job is in the Internet Sports Entertainment business, without the benefit of a parent company (i.e. guaranteed wage), you […]

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MLB Sissies, Rob Mandred Ruining Baseball, Showing Stripes

July 11, 2021 Cheesy Bruin 0

SHOHOLA, PA – For as long as memory serves, and my long term recollection is tons more accurate than details from very recent happenings, I […]

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Surreal Subway Series, St Louis Perfectos, Cleveland Spiders, Dom Smith for President

August 29, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Pigs are flying. Snowballs are now the official ball of choice in Hell. Dom Smith is a national treasure. The St. […]

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MLB: Deja Flu All Over Again, Spike Covid Warms Up, Phony Phanatic

June 27, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

“Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.”  NEW YORK, NY – Rumors have it, that’s what Al Pacino was overheard saying […]

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New Look NY Rangers, MLB Playoffs And Another Olympic Sex Schedule

October 6, 2018 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Up late typing again. My daytime give got out early so I didn’t get the chance to bang this one […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2018 MLB Baseball Season Shaping Up as Suckiest Ever

June 6, 2018 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – I could spend today talking about how Trump disinviting the Philadelphia Eagles to the White House is a win-win-win, in that the […]

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Dumb Stuff John Elway Would Say, Cards, Cubs, Brewers in Slapfight, Upton, Verlander, Nature Walks

July 7, 2017 Cam James 0

“When a man moves away from nature his heart becomes hard.” – Lakota proverb. DENVER, CO – It is within the Cubs nature to lose.  […]

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NBA and NHL Finals: Same Old Story for Steph, Sid and LeBron

June 2, 2017 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – The California Golden State Warriors blew out LeBron James and the Cavaliers of Cleveland, Ohio last night in game 1 of […]

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