OCD, BTK Killer & New York Athletes That Ruined Our Lives

August 13, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

FRESH MEADOWS, NY – I’ve heard it described many ways. For true die-hard fans that live and breathe with the fortunes of our teams, it […]

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Yankees vs Dodgers at Chavez Ravine: Pedals to the medals

August 5, 2013 West Coast Craig 12

The Yanks were at Chavez Ravine for the third time since inter-league play began in 1997 last week, and your humble West Coast reporter got […]

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British Invasion: American Family Hosts Soccer Hooligans

July 22, 2013 West Coast Craig 25

LOS FELIZ, CA -The WCC kids were in an AYSO soccer camp this week, and being the kind-hearted suckers we are, we agreed to become […]

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White Bread Mets, OJ Simpson, Tonya Harding & The Stanley Cup???

July 16, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

One of the qualities I’ve always admired in high level athletes is their ability, at the end of fierce competition, to compose themselves and show […]

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Dwight Howard new Rocket Man, Britain’s 77-year Wimbledon Drought, Hero/Villain of the Week

July 6, 2013 Preacher Collins 12

Houston, TX – There’s only one song playing on every juke box in the Houston Area – Elton John’s Rocket Man – in honor of […]

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The Quest For D12: Who Gets Dwight Howard?

July 1, 2013 DJ Eberle 18

OAKLAND, CA – And NBA Free Agency starts… NOW! This off-season’s biggest free agent target is former Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard. After a […]

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Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks

June 25, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]

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Supermoon: Clippers Trade For Doc, Polish Brewers, Dodgers Kill NFL in LA, AL Least

June 24, 2013 West Coast Craig 19

HOLLYWOOD, CA – With the moon as close to the earth as it’ll be for a while, surf patterns are skewed, traffic patterns are strange, […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Celeb and Sports Whys of the Week

June 21, 2013 Cookie 17

NEW YORK, NY – Happy Friday to you! I’m glad to see this week kicked as it’s been a pretty sh*tty one for Team Cookie. […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

June 19, 2013 Replacement Matt 17

NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]

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