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Blaber’s Blabberings: Madiba, Soccer World Cup 2014, Dead Rats, Week in Sports

December 7, 2013 Junoir Blaber 17

“We once had leaders. Now all we have are politicians.”  El Barrio, Bronx – Welcome to a very somber version of Deacon Blaber’s Saturday Sermon. […]

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Current Madison Square Garden Chants: Potvin Sucks! Let’s Go Rangers! Hey Carmelo, You Suck!

November 19, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – Real starvation has consumed the Greater New York area – in the sports arena. And in no arena is that more […]

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Nutty Owners of the Flailing Knicks and Nets Predict Wins

November 14, 2013 The Matts 14

BROOKLYN, NY – Blues rocker and Cable Guy Extraordinariness, Jim Dolan and Russia’s version of Stephen Merchant, Mikhail Prokhorov, have both guaranteed that their basketball […]

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Emergency Sports Week Recap: Big PEDi, Amish Red Sox, Mark Cuban, The Garden, Tall Matt Breaking Bad

November 2, 2013 The Matts 15

NEW YORK, NY – It was a big week in sports, to say the least. The Boston Red Sox, Mark Cuban, Rangers, Knicks and Tall […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Best NBA Preview Ever from Sports Hell

October 30, 2013 Angry Ward 27

“I could have sworn Sarah Palin said John McCain was a Maverick.” NEW YORK, NY – Look, it’s been well-documented already, I’m in Sports Hell. […]

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NFL Fleecing of America, High School Sports Killing Education, NCAA vs Academy, Soccer Photo Shoot Disaster

October 26, 2013 Junoir Blaber 10

“Hypocrite! First take the log out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye” – Mathew […]

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Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans

October 22, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s.  Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Jets vs Patriots, Matt Birk, Road Warrior Rangers, Basketball Pre-Season

October 19, 2013 Junoir Blaber 7

EL BARIO, BRONX – “A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.” – Proverbs 12:16  At the Church of […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Breaking Bad Chad Curtis, Choking in Atlanta, Univer$ity of (your name here)

October 9, 2013 Angry Ward 27

New York, NY – While everyone and their granny is all abuzz about the always-scintillating NBA preseason and how there could be up to three teams […]

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Third Eye Blind, David Stern & Jordan Rules make NBA a Minor League Sport

October 8, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 54

TAMPA/ST. PETE – FL – Right away, I like that the MLB playoffs seemingly have some sense of urgency. By this I mean that the […]

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