Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
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Tired-of-this-Sh!t Ward: NFL Playoffs – Divisional Thoughts
NEW YORK, NY – DJ Eberle went to an ill-conceived all-you-can-eat Hungarian Goulash “event” last night, and things happened. Don’t have all in the info. Don’t […]
Rain Man Rants: NFL News, Cleveland Browns And NCAA Tournament
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I should have been done with this piece much earlier but I got caught up with trying to correct people […]
Chinese New Year Edition: Biggest Roosters in Sports [Ahem]
MARLBORO, NY– Yesterday marked the Chinese New Year and ushered in the Year of the Rooster. With a little assistance from the old dictionary is […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Miami, Buffalo, Maryland, Josh Gordon… Sports Postcards from Hell
BRONX, NY – I’m back from Vacation! Tra-la-lee! What the hell were the Go-Go’s talking about when they got all weepy and wistful about the passing […]
Ready for Some Football? NFL Predictions from Grinding Ax
OXNARD, CA – NFL training camps are open – just as the Mets are teasing their fan base with visions of 1980’s grandeur. Moreover, Big […]
NFL Free Agency: Revis, Suh and MacGyver! Plus, The Fred & Terry Show
BLUE BAY DINER, FRESH MEADOWS, NY – “In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they […]
Schmucks, Ducks, Pucks and Rex Ryan?
HOPEVILLE, USA – “It’s the Most Wonderful a Time of the Year…“Well, not for everybody. The yearly fantasy football draft for real teams kicked off […]
NFL Coaching Carousel, Johnny Football, Boy Named Suh, Rangers
PROBATION, USA – Coming off another NFL regular season, the Coaching Carousel spins round and round and many will fall off. Monday’s Day After Pills were […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Suh, Bombers, Rodman and other Back to School Reading
NEW YORK, NY – School’s back in session here in NYC and, from most accounts, Gotham is running at the back of the pack when […]