Easter Tribute: Best Sports Resurrections
EL BARRIO, DE BRONX – Your Deacon Blaber has always known Easter Weekend as just that, Easter Weekend. There was Good Friday and Easter Sunday. […]
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Angry Bruin re NCAA Gay Rights, NHL Tomfoolery, MLB Opening Day Folly
UPSTATE, NY – Angry Ward, MTM’s slugger and clean-up hitter, is out of the lineup today with a bug strong enough to penetrate an alcohol-soaked […]
I Still Hate Coach Calipari, Kentucky and even Ashley Judd!
“Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, […]
Ugly Bowe Bergdahl Saga Reminds [Not Really] of Lebron and Sports Deserters
WASHINGTON, DC – While the tale of Bowe Bergdahl is heating up, my mind is spinning into who to compare him to. Since this is supposed to be a sports […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The Foul Stench of Spring
BRONX, NY – Today is March 25th, and it’s officially spring, the worst season of the year. What’s that you say? Spring is lovely? A […]
Pete Rose Back in Baseball? Not on My Watch
YALE UNIVERSITY, NEW HAVEN CT – When Pete Rose decided to buck convention back in 1989, he did so with a level of arrogance and […]
Mets, Gorilla Slugger Korak, Smoke Yankees: Reporter Seeks Story
PORT ST. LUCIE – The Reporter walked into his closet and rubbed his hand on his chin. On his right was a row of blue […]
Worst Sports Injuries Ever: Cheesy Bruin Makes Us Flinch
HOSPITAL FOR SPECIAL SURGERY, NYC – Today marks twenty-six years since one of sports most gruesome and graphic injuries occurred when the skate blade of […]
Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Tournament Charm Similar to FA Cup
EL BARRIO, DE BRONX – If you weren’t aware, yours truly, Deacon Blaber, hates the NCAA. I consider them the most corrupt and unconscionable organization […]
March Madness For Dummies? Pick SUNY Buffalo!
BUFFALO, NY – Having been raised in the metro-NYC area (on the Jersey side of the Hudson – across from the 79th Street Boat Basin), […]