Where Obama, Fauci, Fitty & McGregor Flopped, Gallagher’s One Pitch & Seinfeld Made A Sour Season Suddenly Sweet

October 2, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was a one-hopper to the plate, delivered by a wily right-hander and fielded cleanly by the veteran backstop. There was […]

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NFL QB Carousel, Ryan Fitzpatrick And March Madness

March 19, 2016 Junoir Blaber 16

EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Back in the good ole Bronx. Buffalo was nice but I do love – or should I say – enjoy […]

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How March Madness Includes Obama, Putin, Virginia, Villanova, Gonzaga?

February 27, 2015 Dr. Diz 17

FT. WORTH, TX – Sitting around at the venerable Campesi’s in the Fort the other night, eating pasta and watching Arkansas hold off an Aggie comeback […]

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Red Fish, Blue Fish: College Football, Paul Krugman and NY Times Trashing It

January 8, 2015 Dr. Diz 33

Time for the Big Kahuna. THE Ohio State University against Oregon for all the marbles. The National College Football Championship. Reading the venerable NY Times […]

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Groundhog Day Forecasting: If A Rat Can Predict Future, So Can I

February 2, 2012 Cam James 25

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – It’s only appropriate that The Matts have me writing 2 weeks in a row when I’m only supposed to write every other […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SAINTS PRESERVE US, BASEBALL IS BACK!

March 31, 2010 Angry Ward 25

Lima Time by Angry Ward NEW YORK, NY -With major league teams making their final roster tweaks and the start of the baseball season just […]

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MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY

March 7, 2010 Rex O Rourke 28

by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest […]

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ICE OR EYESORE

February 22, 2010 West Coast Craig 34

“I used to have a wild time with 3 women until 5 a.m., but I am getting older. In the Olympic Village here, I will […]

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HAPPY PRESIDENT’S DAY

February 15, 2010 West Coast Craig 15

Tricky Dick avoids the gutter. by West Coast Craig White House Putting Green – Another holiday Monday; a three-day break celebrating February’s best sports weekend. […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION

January 29, 2010 31

Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]

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