Tasteless NFL Pizza Wars, Peyton Manning, Papa John's, Jon Gruden. Cheesy Bruin, Meet_The_Matts

Tasteless NFL Pizza Wars, Peyton Manning, Papa John’s, Stan Fischler. Cheesy Bruin Slices The Cheese

March 4, 2018 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY – Maybe they took a taste test at the league office.  Maybe it was the company’s tasteless former CEO John Schnatter’s comments blaming […]

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Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa John, Peyton and Jerry Jones. Mets Go Dumpster Diving

Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa Johns, Peyton, JJ Watt and Jerry Jones.

December 22, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

LOUISVILLE, KY – Bad pizza enthusiasts, Jerry Jones, Peyton Manning and J.J. Watt are flying their sh!tty pizza boxes at half-mast, as Papa John Schnatter […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Super Bowl LI Reaction. Dewey Defeats Truman

February 6, 2017 DJ Eberle 8

CLIFTON PARK, NY – Of course. Should we even be surprised? I’m certainly not… Once the New England Patriots cut the deficit to 16 points […]

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NFL Stuff: Giants Sputter, Big 4, Possible Interlopers, Unwatchable Jets, Tom Brady Record

December 6, 2016 Ben Whitney 17

WESTCHESTER, NY – It was a tough weekend for our heroes, the NY Giants. The defense did its part, with Olivier Vernon and Eli Apple […]

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NFL Ratings Nosedive: I Abused My Pregnant Wife, Extend My Contract!

October 25, 2016 Ben Whitney 23

WHITE PLAINS, NY – It’s getting pretty hard to watch NFL football in good conscience these days. My list of grievances is growing. The NFL […]

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Sports Mount Rushmore: Kobe Done, Peyton Gone, Big Papi to Follow

April 14, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long years…” PANIC CITY, NY – […]

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NFL QB Carousel, Ryan Fitzpatrick And March Madness

March 19, 2016 Junoir Blaber 16

EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Back in the good ole Bronx. Buffalo was nice but I do love – or should I say – enjoy […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Peyton Retires, Sharapova Dopes, Peeping Pays

March 9, 2016 Angry Ward 15

BRONX, NY – In a bad mood. Hurtin’. Hungry. Running low on grog. Good time to write. Let’s get to it. Peyton Manning Retires. Good […]

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Lastest Stains on Sports: Tennis Cheats, McDonagh Concussions, Knicks Futility, Peyton

February 21, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 7

COUSIN HUG, NJ – March Madness and St. Paddy’s Day are still almost a month away but that hasn’t stopped me from having the recurring […]

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Broncos Bustin’ Madison Avenue Manning? Or Just Greedy SOB?

February 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

FORT COLLINS, CO – As Peyton Manning began racing across the Levi Stadium grass as time expired, you’d think he’d be sprinting towards his wife, […]

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