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AI Ward: Sports Ball, Elly De La Cruz, and Other 100% Artificial Athletic Information

June 28, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – [Ed. note: For the two of you who haven’t heard yet, the Writer’s Guild of America is currently on strike. While […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: For Your Consideration – Elvis, The Whale, and Other Oscar-Nominated Sports(?) Flicks

January 25, 2023 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – So, they announced the Academy Award nominees yesterday and, if you’re like me, you saw hardly any of these movies and/or performances. […]

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GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language

September 18, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this […]

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Mets’ Sandy Alderson Faints! Martha Ford Rants! And Van Halen Still Rocks!

November 6, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Back in 1989, the U.S. Army needed to “coax” nominal “General” Manuel Noriega out of hiding. Seems ‘ole Nori had taken political refuge and set […]

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Can the Giants beat the Cowboys? NFC News & Nuggets

October 13, 2014 GrindingAx 30

SEATTLE, WA –  “The Dallas Cowboys will break- your-heart,” says Stephen A. Smith of ESPN. Smith routinely  laughs aloud as he utters those words taunting co-host […]

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Stephen A. Smith, NFL and ESPN Worldwide Disgraces

July 30, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

WEST NEW YORK, NJ – Did we really need another reason to despise the “Worldwide Leader in Sports?”  I don’t think we did but nevertheless, […]

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