Another Open Letter To Steve Cohen From Mets Fans

October 24, 2020 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]

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The Puck Stops Here, Says “The Finnisher.” New Gretzky, Isles On Cup Trotz. NHL Playoffs Nuggets

September 6, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Amid all the chaos in this world and the passing of Tom Seaver, which Matt McCarthy covered so eloquently on Friday, later that […]

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“All I Rask… I Mean, Ask.” Tuuakka Rask & Boston Bruins Bombshell

August 16, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It’s a long way to Boston from my place here in the southernmost point in Sullivan County but I’m going to talk […]

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Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?

July 3, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]

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Sports Activism: Kaepernick, Rapinoe Are No Ali

July 8, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – What the hell can I possibly write about today? We’ve heard enough about how the Mets suck so much or how the […]

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Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB

June 18, 2019 Ben Whitney 1

STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]

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NHL Playoffs: Bourbon, Cross-Checks, Beards, Babes and Blood

April 15, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – As many of you know, bourbon is my drink of choice and hockey is my drug of choice. I overdosed on both […]

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Puck Faces- NHL Trade Deadline Moves; Hayes to Hockey Siberia, Agitator Lemieux Jr, Meet_The_Matts, Different_Matt 2

Puck Faces: NHL Trade Deadline Moves; Hayes to Hockey Siberia, Agitator Lemieux Jr

March 1, 2019 Different Matt 0

NEW YORK, NY – The NHL  trade deadline came and went on Monday and the New York Hockey Rangers traded the players everyone expected them […]

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Sports Rain Man Rants: Stanley Cup Finals, Subway Series And NBA Finals

June 9, 2018 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – It was a crazy week as my father-in-law was dead set on me doing landscaping whether I wanted to or […]

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Washington Capitals’ Cup More Russian Capitol Collusion? Ovechkin, Trump, Putin

June 8, 2018 Matt McCarthy 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – Thank you, Hockey Gods, for not allowing Lord Stanley’s Cup to be violated unspeakably/reprehensibly in the soul-less den of inequity that […]

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