Cheesy Bruin goes “Ted.” Rangers, Bruins, Mets, Cowboys in Purple Haze.
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Cheesy Bruin (me in 3rd Person) is drunk and is supplementing his alcohol binge with something called Purple Haze – use your […]
Stanley Cup
NHL Puck Droppings: Are New York Rangers Stanley Cup Contenders?
NEW YORK, NY – It’s been a rough few weeks for the Rangers. Since beating the Capitals on February 4th, the Blueshirts had lost four […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Available QBs, NBA Sleaze and Other NFL Dead Zone Menu Items
BRONX, NY – The dead week between the NFL Conference Championships and the Super Bowl absolutely sucks. All year long you’re building to this one […]
Another Open Letter To Steve Cohen From Mets Fans
NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]
The Puck Stops Here, Says “The Finnisher.” New Gretzky, Isles On Cup Trotz. NHL Playoffs Nuggets
BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Amid all the chaos in this world and the passing of Tom Seaver, which Matt McCarthy covered so eloquently on Friday, later that […]
“All I Rask… I Mean, Ask.” Tuuakka Rask & Boston Bruins Bombshell
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It’s a long way to Boston from my place here in the southernmost point in Sullivan County but I’m going to talk […]
Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?
SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]
Sports Activism: Kaepernick, Rapinoe Are No Ali
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – What the hell can I possibly write about today? We’ve heard enough about how the Mets suck so much or how the […]
Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB
STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]
NHL Playoffs: Bourbon, Cross-Checks, Beards, Babes and Blood
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – As many of you know, bourbon is my drink of choice and hockey is my drug of choice. I overdosed on both […]