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Cheesy Bruin goes “Ted.” Rangers, Bruins, Mets, Cowboys in Purple Haze.

May 2, 2021 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Cheesy Bruin (me in 3rd Person) is drunk and is supplementing his alcohol binge with something called Purple Haze – use your […]

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NHL Puck Droppings: Are New York Rangers Stanley Cup Contenders?

February 19, 2021 Different Matt 1

NEW YORK, NY – It’s been a rough few weeks for the Rangers. Since beating the Capitals on February 4th, the Blueshirts had lost four […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Available QBs, NBA Sleaze and Other NFL Dead Zone Menu Items

January 27, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – The dead week between the NFL Conference Championships and the Super Bowl absolutely sucks. All year long you’re building to this one […]

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Another Open Letter To Steve Cohen From Mets Fans

October 24, 2020 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]

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The Puck Stops Here, Says “The Finnisher.” New Gretzky, Isles On Cup Trotz. NHL Playoffs Nuggets

September 6, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Amid all the chaos in this world and the passing of Tom Seaver, which Matt McCarthy covered so eloquently on Friday, later that […]

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“All I Rask… I Mean, Ask.” Tuuakka Rask & Boston Bruins Bombshell

August 16, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – It’s a long way to Boston from my place here in the southernmost point in Sullivan County but I’m going to talk […]

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Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?

July 3, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]

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Sports Activism: Kaepernick, Rapinoe Are No Ali

July 8, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – What the hell can I possibly write about today? We’ve heard enough about how the Mets suck so much or how the […]

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Big Ben: Die Hard Proves NHL Superior to MLB

June 18, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – As superfan Laila kissed the Cup during the Blues’ championship celebration, a tear rolled down my face. This was the first tear […]

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NHL Playoffs: Bourbon, Cross-Checks, Beards, Babes and Blood

April 15, 2019 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – As many of you know, bourbon is my drink of choice and hockey is my drug of choice. I overdosed on both […]

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