Angry Ward: Talking Yankees Bobbleheads, Stealing the Stanley Cup, and Other Possible Sports Hijinks

April 20, 2022 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – This week I received a nice note in the mail from my cousin Becky in California. Like me, she still believes in occasionally […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Essential WWE, Suzyn Waldman Warbles, and a Gender Reveal No One Asked For

April 15, 2020 Angry Ward 0

FLORIDA, (JUST FLORIDA) – All bets are off now. Seriously, this post could be a 500,000-word epic or a fortune cookie, what does anyone care? […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: New York Mehs, Baby Bummers, Other Spring Ennui & #GoodMetsFun

April 11, 2017 Angry Ward 45

BRONX, NY –  We’re only a little over a week into the 2017 Major League Baseball season and, already, I’m not feeling it. Sports fans […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Forget Brangelina – Sports Divorces We’d Like to See

September 21, 2016 Angry Ward 9

BRONX, NY – Writing this on Tuesday night and I’m sure management is pissed about that. Tough darts, Matts. Anyway, the big news today was that […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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David Wright, Wrestlemania! Oh, and ESPN Still Sucks

April 5, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

SANDS POINT, NY – Sunday night was sheer bedlam at The FSA Compound. The day started with hellacious winds that overwhelmed even the vaunted preparation […]

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Angry Ward’s Froggin’ New Year’s Eve and 2015 Predictions

December 31, 2014 Angry Ward 29

BRONX, NY – We all say stuff like this at the end of every calendar year, but I mean it when I say “Good riddance […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

June 19, 2013 Replacement Matt 17

NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]

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The Black Eyes Have It!

May 20, 2012 Cheesy Bruin 20

BALTIMORE, MD – Yesterday, the middle race of thoroughbred horse racing’s Triple Crown was held at Baltimore’s Pimlico Racetrack. As the Kentucky Derby is the […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

May 19, 2010 Angry Ward 33

LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those […]

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