Ellsworth Worthy? Bombers Better, Harvey’s Horrible. Pens Etching Cup?
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve reached Memorial Day Weekend and things are looking brighter for the Bronx Bombers, while the Mets are having some problems […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Talkin’ Baseball with Harvey, Horrible Jeffrey Loria and Hard-to-Figure Hitters
BRONX, NY – After two straight days of basking in the glow of D.J. Eberle’s Hot Takes (*cough* Cavs overrated. *cough*), I’m back to restore order […]
“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!
SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]
Tanaka and Harvey Injured? Season of Worry
NEW YORK, NY – While editing a Rugby Wrap Up video covering a match between Greenwich High School’s Cardinals (not the singularly snotty Cardinal) and […]
Deep Thoughts with Fake Sandy Alderson: MLB, Mets
PANIC CITY, BLOCK C – A couple of years ago, my 4-year-old niece found herself in a bit of hot water. Seems she had drawn […]
Mets Matt Harvey and The Angel of Death
RAY RAMIREZ RETIREMENT VILLAGE, HELL –Matt Harvey is in jeopardy of missing his Opening Day start this Sunday against the World Champion Kansas City Royals. […]
5 People Mets Fans Should Fear. @AldersonFake Reports
AIKEN, SC – The Meet The Matts staff is always concerned about preparing Mets fans for an upcoming season. With much changing since the Amazins […]
Jones World, World Series, Movember, and Free NFL Picks
WACK-O, TX – That proverbial blind squirrel (me) found an acorn last week, going 3-1 on my picks as I changed the format to a […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Collins, QBs, Cops, Knicks, Movies
BRONX, NY – You ever have one of those stretches where it seems like nothing goes right? Just one exploding stove and high gruesome after […]
Shakespeare, Kipling and Nixon Predict Bright Mets Future
FLUSHING, NY – Oh, there’s got to be a morning after… and for Mets fans, the hangover will peak days from now but the interim […]