AND THE REXY GOES TO…
By Rex O’Rourke Lexington, KY – It was an interesting week in sports. Tiger Woods missed the cut I thought he’d miss two weeks ago. […]
Tiger Woods
GROTE'S GRIPES: DIVORCE FIT FOR A KING
SOUTH BEACH, FL – Hello gang it’s Larry King pinch hitting again on good ol’ Grote’s Gripes…Before we go any further I want to set […]
PRESS CONFERENCE APOLOGY 101: I'M SORRY… WELL, NOT REALLY
by Jillian Brooks MADISON AVE, NY – In lieu of Angry Ward’s fantastic musical timepiece yesterday, and with particular focus on the athletes that led […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: K-TEL'S 70s SPORTS SOUNDS SPECTACULAR
by Angry Ward TIN PAN ALLEY, NY – As we’ve covered here time and time again, sports and music just seem to go together. Some […]
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS OR ANYTHING ELSE
by Rex O’Rourke, not Nostradamus Clifton Park, NY – Let’s face it. I know nothing about sports. As a prognosticator, I fall somewhere between Criswell […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ACHIEVEMENTS IN SPORTS SCATOLOGY
FLUSHING, NY – In the long, storied history of sports there has also been an equally long, storied history of bathroom lines and fans’ bodily […]
NCAAs SCHMEN-CAAs
by Rex O’Rourke Augusta, Ga – The Masters and Opening Day in the same week. Fred Astaire said it best: “Heaven, I’m in Heavenâ€. Now, […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: MEET THE PATS
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May Jose Reyes greet you warmly as he limps past […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH
NEW YORK, NY – So it turns out that March is Women’s History Month, who knew? While many (including my esteemed colleague Junior Blaber) have […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…
HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look […]