Big Ben Tuesday: Ranting NFL – Go For 2 When Down 15, Panthers Poster Child for Parity
The North Pole, Arctic Ocean: Happy December! I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! If you went to bed early last night, you missed a […]
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AWOL Angry Ward: Taylor Swift is Travis Kelce’s Yoko Ono, Brock Purdy Bullsh!t, Jets Flacco Flack
NEW YORK, NY – Management fully understands your disappointment/discontentment in coming here today and seeing the Angry Ward is AWOL. He is the Meet The […]
NFL Sunday: Michael Irvin, Buck & Troy, Aaron Rodgers Is Jacob deGrom
NEW YORK, NY -For us NFL purists, the NFL season start today, NFL Sunday. As this pundit pointed out on Friday, Thursday Night Football is […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Divisional Round Thrillers Featuring Bad Defense and Epic QB Play, Championship Round Picks
STAMFORD, CT – Four walk-offs; what a weekend for the NFL! We saw some heroic QB play, massive near collapses, special teams’ blunders, and inexplicably […]
Big Ben: Egregious Sports Errors in Football Movies
STAMFORD, CT: Well, there’s finally been some movement on the sports front. The fat man sitting poolside for the past nine weeks drinking margaritas has […]
Thank The Baseball Gods Your Team Didn’t Sign Manny Machado. Here’s Why.
SAN DIEGO, CA – So, you’re angry at your GM for not going whole hog after Oriole-turned-Dodger Manny Machado in MLB’s Hot Stove free agent […]
Big Ben’s NFL Tuesday: Stephen Jones Embarrasses Himself, A Bill Quits, and Fitz Makes Magic
It’s been a fun two weeks in the NFL, unless you’re a Giants fan. To avoid talking about them for at least another week, I’m […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Jerry Jones
August 8, 2018 Dear Jerry Jones: It has come to our attention that you are still the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, one of the […]
Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers
HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville. In […]
Things I’m Fake Grateful For: PED Users, Truly Offensive Coordinators, Troy Aikman Doing Giants Games
I remember Bill Gallo in the Daily News used to insert his amazing “cartoons” into his columns, especially around the holidays. They were always clever and topical and he used […]