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Big Ben Whitney: Yankees Will Catch The Red Sox

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THE BOOGIE DOWN, NYC – The New York Yankees pulled within a mere two and half games of the Boston Red Sox on Sunday and things are looking up. Other than the one with the Chihuahua and garden gnome, this is Short Matt’s worst nightmare. As we come down the stretch, the Yanks are starting […]

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What Ails the Yankees & What The Knicks Should Do in Free Agency

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY –  The New York Yankees keep losing, yet remain very much in the AL East race. Meanwhile, the New York Knicks continue to do nothing of significance. That’s right, I will talking about my two favorite teams today because there is pretty much nothing else – unless your a Boston Celtics fan… […]

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Bengasm Tuesday: Rihanna Disses Durant, the Odell Beckham Contract Situation, and Tanaka Giving Up Long Dongs

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BROAD CHANNEL, NY – It’s Tuesday, buckle in for your weekly Bengasm. This week I’ll take a look at Rhianna’s whiff on a diss of Kevin Durant. I’m also starting to get nervous about Odell’s contract situation and Tanaka Serving Up a Ton of Long Dongs. Let’s get to it. Durant Diss In case you […]

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Final Word on NBA Finals, Kevin Durant Rumors, Unsung Yankees Heroes So Far

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – On Monday the Golden State Warriors closed out the NBA Finals series 4 games to 1 to finish off Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. To say that many fans were disappointed in this series would be an understatement. That’s not to say that people didn’t think the Warriors would win, […]

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Teixeira, A-Rod; Who Else Will go? Yankees Have More Waste to Recycle

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SPANISH HARLEM – As the Yankees deal with the retirement of Mark Teixeira and the release of Alex Rodriguez, it got me thinking about what other Yanks could be dealt and/or released by this time next year. So, with my pinstriped GM cap on, here’s a my list of players that deserve to stay and […]

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Hey Yankees, Don’t be the NY Rangers at MLB Trading Deadline

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WESTCHESTER, NY – As the MLB Trading Deadline approaches and the New York Yankees hover around .500, the Bronx brass has a decision to make. You always want your team to roll the dice and go for it when they have a chance. And sometimes, a few missing pieces can really revitalize a lineup. The […]

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Yanks vs Mets: Most Important Subway Series Ever

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BRONX, NY – The Subway Series has been watered down by MLB since its regular season, inter-league inception in 1997. But the red-hot Mets have blazed their way to a 13-3 start, after going 10-0 at home and winning their last 11 games. Then there’s the Yankees, the tradition-rich, free-spending Bombers that everyone is trying […]

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Got Cash? For Yankees That’s All They and Brian Cashman Have. And it Won’t be Nearly Enough

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BRONX, NY – Remember when the New York Yankees used to churn out quality young arms from their minor league system year after year? Neither do I.  Other than Andy Pettitte, have the Yanks developed any quality Starters at all in the past 20 years?  You want to tell me Ivan Nova? Phil Hughes? I […]

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Alex Rodriguez Goes Back To School

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LITTLE JACK: …and the car smelled like throw-up the whole way home. TEACHER: Thank you, Jack, that was very…visceral. Alex, would you like to go next? Alex…? In the back of the classroom, Alex is whispering to one of the kids next to him. A-ROD: You’re like the class valedictorian, Robbie, you don’t owe this […]

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Tim McCarver Spews Poop; Moribund Mets Win The Damn Thing

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NEW YORK, NY – As Tim McCarver spews poop, my Moribund Mets Win the Damn Thing, 5-4!!! A special Thanks to Kirk Gibson for inexplicably walking John Buck (3 times!) last night and putting a bat in the hands of… well, anyone OTHER than John Buck. The surprising and welcome success of Josh Satin as […]

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