Dusty Baker, A World Champion Human!
HOUSTON, TX – The recently released movie Till left me both numb and disgusted by the behavior of the so-called white race. The movie told […]
Steve Bartman
Big Ben Tuesday; What’s Ill and What’s Chill
New Paltz, NY: My college frat had a newsletter called the Dirt Rag, where a regular feature was What’s Ill and What’s Chill? Things that were […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BASEBALL REASSIGNMENT SURGERY
VIENNA, AUSTRIA – For Mets fans, this is truly turning into the summer of our discontent. Let’s face it, we have a roster full of […]