METS MOVE TO BAY-SIDE
by Different Matt BAYSIDE, NY – Not sure if any of you have heard yet, but the Mets signed Jason Bay to a four-year deal […]
Month: December 2009
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GREAT MOMENTS IN SOUTH FLORIDA SPORTS TALK
WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Just like my esteemed colleagues West Coast Craig and Cookie, I find myself down in South Florida (aka God’s Waiting […]
HAPPY-HAPPY, JOY-JOY: THE UNHAPPIEST STATE
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – (15th happiest state in the nation). In a survey of over 1.3 million people across the country by the Centers for […]
TWENTY-TEENS, THE DECADE IN PREVIEW
by West Coast Craig Put down that bong, Nostradamus! EL JEBEL, CO – Over the next week you’ll probably hear a lot of 2000s reviews […]
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
By Rex O’Rourke New York, N.Y. – It’s time for some of our most famous sports figures to make their New Year’s Resolutions. So without […]
ALL WE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS… AND DIDN'T WANT
“You can’t always get what you want…” -The Rolling Stones NORTH POLE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT – All we wanted was a frogging stainless steel blender because […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: ST. NICK'S NAUGHTY LIST
NOTE: Parts of this post were written and edited in a Starbucks in deep Pennsylvania. I drove 8 miles out of my way to get […]
CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY FOR TIME WARP TONY
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYBODY! NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday, MTM eccentric, Time Warp Tony, responded to a comment by the erstwhile philview re our collective […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMATTS REDUX
NEW YORK CITY – OK gang, this being my final holiday post of the season, I thought I’d revisit last year’s bastardized version of ‘Twas […]
NO FANTASY: TRENT EDWARDS GETS YOU FIRED
ORCHARD PARK, NY – It’s cold outside but it could be colder in your office, especially at Fidelity Investments if you have anything whatsoever to […]