DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]
Year: 2009
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GETTING WOUND UP AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN
NEW YORK, NY—This baseball season is dragging on longer than the excruciatingly bad final episode of Seinfeld. Aside from the war of attrition between the […]
BLOOD, GUTS, GLADIATORS, A LOONEY BIN & GREAT SEATS!
NEW YORK RUGBY’S MEN AFTER BIG WIN ON SATURDAY THE ISLAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS WARD’S, NYC – Most of our readers might think Ward’s Island […]
THE JOBA HOUSE RULES
By West Coast Craig Nighttime descended upon St. J.R.’s Orphanage, and all the young ballplayers dutifully went to their rows of cots. Dr. Ryan made […]
GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL
By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]
HEY KID, YOU WANNA BE A YANKEE
by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis BRONX, NY – The NY Yankees are making dreamers out of people again – and not just on the field. A […]
BREAKING NEWS-BRAVES FAVORED TO WIN NL EAST
Atlanta, GA – The Braves are 7 1/2 games back with 17 to play yet they were just named the favorites to win the NL […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: BAD ATTITUDES
H-E-Double Hockey Sticks, USA – The leaves are dropping and so are people’s tolerance levels. People are just down right CRUSTY and I can’t understand […]
MIND YOU, PRO PLAYERS DONATING BRAINS
CANTON, OH – We hurriedly jumped into the Matt Mobile and raced up here after reading the following AP Report: Three NFL players on Monday […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LOOKING FORWARD
NEW YORK, NY—Now that this bad horror movie of a Mets season is coming to a merciful end, it might be a good time to […]