All Star Questions

All Star Questions: A-Rod pinch-hitting?

CITIFIELD, NY – While we wait for Fake Sandy Alderson to overcome his technical difficulties, let’s take a quick look at the MLB extravaganza that is underway here in Flushing. Indeed, the influx of lasting and fleeting stars invading the borough of Queens begs for the following All Star Questions:

How soon before Chris Davis is found complicit in some type of doping scandal? Dare we mention Brady Anderson, a big-bashing Oriole of yesteryear? We dare.

Alex Rodriguez hit a homer for the AA Trenton Thunder. Is that enough to put him on NJ Transit’s next train to Penn Station? He can then grab the E Train to Grand Central for the 7, which will get him to Shea Park in time to change into his All Star uniform.

Can the Public Transportation Advocates have any more egg on their faces after the 7 Train went down from 10:30 pm to midnight after the Home Run Derby, stranding strap-hangers all that time in boiling heat? A track fire was to blame. Investigators are seeking out Angry Ward.

Does Chris Berman understand how bad he sounds and looks. He’s becoming the old version of Elvis… for broadcasters.

How horrible was it watching the cheese-ball lead singer of Pitbull and his band lip-sync/air instrument their way to indifference before the HR Derby? Pathetic. What, Milli Vanilli wasn’t available? Best part was watching the band act like all was normal when the female-that-wasn’t-there was singing.

Chime in below and tune in for Fake Sandy Alderson in the next hour or so….

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