Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB
HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this […]
Year: 2020
Replacement Matt: Beltran Out. Cora Ejected. Here Are Replacements
FLUSHING, TOILET – Well lookie here, the New York Metropolitans have succumbed to pressure and agreed to [Almost] Manager Carlos Beltran stepping down in the […]
The Teams Affected By Houston Astros Cheating Scandal
“So, when Boston beat Houston that year in the playoffs, did they decide not to cheat on each other?” -Buddy Diaz SPANISH HARLEM – Cam […]
The Baseball Cheaters: Ban. Them. All.
DENVER, CO – Stiff. Astonishing. Harsh. Hard-line. Unprecedented. These are all adjectives used to describe the punishment received by the Houston Astros. All of them […]
Big Ben Whitney: Dissecting and Digesting a Delightful Divisional Round
The Road to Miami: Well it’s Tuesday. And like the dairy farmer said to his delivery guy, I’d better churn something out. It was a […]
Monday Morning QB: NFL Playoffs, KC Comeback, Never More Ravens, Strong San Fran, Gritty Green Bay
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday! It was another late night for me recapping the NFL Playoffs for my devoted followers and supporters. The […]
Can’t Miss Kid: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Playoffs Picks, News & Banter
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Amazin’. Not the Mets, but Derrick Henry. A week after feeding him the rock thirty-four times against the Patriots, he’s at it […]
The King & I : Rangers Call Up King’s Successor Igor Shesterkin
NEW YORK, NY – The Rangers made the decision to call up Igor Shesterkin (Shestyorkin, until recently), their Russian net-minding phenom and heir-apparent to The […]
Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?
“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic […]
Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday: Mookie and Tebow and Football, OH MY!
BRONX, NY – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, except for a select few, the work ethic around here is abysmal. I got […]