BRONX ZOO, NY – In this moronic woke world that we’re living in, prisoners are being released on a daily basis. One incarcerated individual has been behind bars since 2009. He is eligible for release in 2054. Inmate Mel Hal is currently housed behind the bars of the HH Coffield Unit of Texas. His crimes are aggravated sexual assault of a minor and indecency with a minor.
In the prison world, a crime of that nature is known as “Short Eyes.” A serial killer gets more respect than someone who committed Short Eyes. How Hall is even alive while being locked up is something I scratch my head about. Even inmates have some dignity and a crime like that usually leads to jailhouse justice.
Once upon a time, Hall was a Major League Baseball player. The last team he starred on was the NY Yankees. He left his mark there by bringing his pet cougars into the clubhouse and bullying a rookie named Bernie Williams. Hall also made it known that he had a 15-year-old girlfriend who would sit with the other players’ wives in the family section.
Even then, the people who were employed by the Yankees were clueless to the whereabouts that were displayed in front of them. The 1991 Yankees Yearbook had a picture of Hall and his Lolita right in the family photos page.
After retirement, Hall helped coach a girls youth basketball team. Not only did he coach, he also cuddled with the 14-16 year old players. This led to his imprisonment. As Hall does his time for that indiscretion, a parole meeting for early release is what he has to look forward to.
The trick to getting released is not denying what convicted you. Hall needs to accept his guilt and floor the board with apologies. The worst thing he can do is preach about how everyone in the celebrity world has affairs with younger women and he was probably ahead of the times.
All Hall has to do to pull the wool over the eyes of the board is admit he fucked up, and had plenty of time to think it over. The board will probably okay his release and another piece of feces will be set free.
In the meantime, Hall sits in his cell having turned into a shell of a man from the Major Leaguer that he once was.
If the state of Texas had any set of balls, they would castrate Hall, and every other rapist they house. Cut off their balls before you release them from behind those wall
