MLB Week of… Hmmm!

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NEW YORK, NY – When it was announced that N.Y. Yankees Aaron Judge was the winner of the A.L. M.V.P. Award, he turned to his right and embraced his wife, Samantha. He then looked straight into the camera and answered every question thrown at him.

Just before all that took place, the N.L. M.V.P. was announced, and when L.A. Dodgers Shohei Ohtani heard that he was the unanimous winner, he turned to his left and kissed his dog, Decoy, even though his wife, Mamiko was sitting next to the canine. He then answered every question while looking straight at his interpreter, Matt Hidak, who translated Ohtani’s words into English. Everything about Ohtani spells A.I., including his interaction with humans.

The N.L. Cy Young Award went to the last place Pittsburgh Pirates, Paul Skenes, who finished the season with a 10-10 record. In a world where “Wins Don’t Matter,” Skenes’ girlfriend, Livvy Dunne, showed what matters by taking a selfie of herself, with the phone partially covering her face, and posting it on Instagram to show it’s all about,

“Look at Me!”

The Milwaukee Brewers skipper, Pat Murphy, won his second straight N.L. Manager of the Year and if he keeps on piling that award while leading his “Average Joe’s,”a Hall of Fame plaque may be in his future.

Also happening last week was the arrests of the Cleveland Guardians pitchers, Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz. They were both caught up in a betting scandal, something that MLB heavily promotes. While Hall of Famer Derek Jeter gets paid big bucks to do commercials for BetMGM, Clase and Ortiz were granted bail of over 500 grand each for their temporary freedom. In all reality, murderers are granted a lesser bond for their accused crime. For Clase, the accusations make you wonder of the meltdown he had in Games 3 and 4 of the League Championship Series vs the Yankees in 2024.

Aristostle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis

The thought of that makes you go Hmmmm! More so of Ohtani kissing his dog rather than his wife.

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Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis is the junkiest of baseball junkies. He plays in 4 leagues, well past his 40th birthday, and spends the winter in Florida shagging flies at Yankees minor league complexes. He's also a retired Riker's Island Corrrection Officer - having worked the night shift for 20+ years.