Snow Job: My Day with Mets Legend Ed Lynch!
HEAD OF THE HARBOR, NY – By the time the iPhone on my Mets nightstand stopped ringing, I had already broken a rib, stubbed a […]
Articles by Fake Sandy Alderson
Yo! Make your Move, Mets!
Greenwich, CT—“Mets Twitter” is on the verge of a Chernobyl-like meltdown. I say Chernobyl because the Mets’ stunning inaction in the face of several Yoenis […]
Take Another Shot of Courage Peyton, LeBron
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – It’s freezing outside. A young man’s gaze has turned to the sun baked fields of South Florida. Pitchers and Catchers are […]
Ray Handley Redux? Giants Blow it Again
Caldwell, NJ–Say it ‘aint so, Johnny. Say it ‘aint so! The previously vaunted and legendary original NFL Franchise known as the New York Football Giants […]
Hypocrites All! The NFL, Boomer Esiason & CBS!
Cincinnatti, OH—-At the conclusion of last weekend’s Steelers-Bengals first round playoff game, viewers were quickly directed to the CBS studio. Here a collection of former […]
Mets’ Sandy Alderson is Back! Moneyball for Football?
Franklin, TN—(Real) Sandy Alderson is back! Yes, the esteemed senior member of the New York Mets’ $10M front office made his first public appearance last […]
Vote No on McAdoo; Yes on Piazza! Tom Coughlin Done!
ADA, OH – The world is talking about outgoing New York Football Giants Coach Tom Coughlin – but with today’s news cycles, I feel compelled […]
Gangrene Overcomes Giants, Gang Green Jets Rule NYC
FLORHAM PARK, NJ– Any regular reader of this esteemed site can tell you that the Meet The Matts “editorial staff” tends to lean toward certain […]
Headless Giants Not Found in Topless Bar or Anywhere Else!
TENAFLY, NJ – I want to thank Ray Lewis for providing the perspective needed so that we can all view OBJ-Gate in the proper light. […]
Best Sports Impressions Ever! NBA, NFL Stars Lampooned!
By now you’ve likely heard of, or even seen some of Frank Caliendo’s work. If you are a sports junkie-particularly familiar with some of the […]