FAVRE IS TO HAMELS AS REGGIE IS TO RYAN
Congrats to the NL Champions! Once again, they’ve proven the NL East is the toughest division in baseball! Now, let’s get to the real story… […]
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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: I REALLY LOVE THE YANKEES… FOR HELPING ME HATE THEM AGAIN
BRONX, NY – I’m not gonna lie, it hasn’t been easy these past few years. Sure, the Mets have done their part to keep me […]
ROCKTOBER: WHEN FANS TAKE PERSONNEL PERSONAL
BRISTOL, CT – Summer’s over, which Mama Nature thunderously hammered home during the recent baseball games in the Bronx and Philthy. Yet, we needn’t be […]
WANNA PARK? STICK'EM UP!
by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis BRONX, NY – With The Yankees one win in against the Orange County Angels of Not Los Angeles But Anaheim, they […]
THURMAN THOMAS: WHY WE STOLE HOCKEY FROM CANADA
Thurman Thomas takes No-Huddle, Shotgun Shuffle Pass from Jim Kelly in Super Bowl loss to New York Football Giants WINNIPEG, ONTARIO – It seemed like […]
A CABLE SNAPS; NFL HEAD COACH BREAKS JAW
OAKLAND, CA – There’s not a whole lot that gets our attention in these parts, what with the Athletics, Warriors and Raiders stinking up their […]
TIP YOUR CAPS, BACK THE YANKS
by Different Matt BRONX, NY – Its October once again and the the journey that began in April for New York’s baseball teams has come […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY
They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]
PURPLE PEOPLE CHEATERS WILL GO ONLY SO FAVRE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – If you’ve been lucky enough to read our guy Angry Ward’s column every Wednesday, you’d know he’s a Bronx-raised Minnesota Vikings fan, […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]