Articles by The Matts

About The Matts
www.MeetTheMatts.com started out as a NY Mets website and organically grew into an entity covering all professional sports. Our daily contributors, as diverse as they may be, share two important traits: -They toil for the "love of the game..." -They have a sense of humor. This is, after all, sports entertainment.
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MATT’S VINDICATED, SCAM REBUKED!

January 27, 2009 The Matts 0

CAPITOL HILL, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – As we were leaving the Senate chambers, exonerated of any wrong-doing in our MTM www.SportsMatchMaker.com Super Bowl Giveaway, we […]

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AND THE WINNER IS… GEORGE BRETT?!

January 24, 2009 The Matts 17

by The Matts TOMBSTONE, AZ – It was a wild, whacky week in an upside-down, topsy-turvy world! There were winners, losers, posers and poopers and […]

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CAROLINE KENNEDY TAKING OVER NY ISLANDERS

January 22, 2009 The Matts 0

CAPE COD, MA – With a bombshell declaration heard only by The Matts, JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy, decided her fund raising talents were needed elsewhere, dropping […]

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SUPER DAY FOR A SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY

January 20, 2009 The Matts 0

MTM TECH CENTER, NEW YORK – In honor of our new President’s swearing in, we want to send two of you to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, […]

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RUGBY, BUSH, BASEBALL & QUEBEC'S WAR DECLARATION

January 17, 2009 The Matts 5

MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA – Phew. What a week! The past seven days made Planes, Trains & Automobiles look like an afternoon nap. We had aviation’s greatest event […]

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DAMN THE ECONOMY! SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY AND A NEW SITE!

January 15, 2009 The Matts 9

MTM HEADQUARTERS, NYC – Forget the DOW, Retail Sales, Oil Prices or any talk, whatsoever, of a Recession! We’ve got just what the Doctor K […]

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ANGRYWARD WEDNESDAY:ANGRY AS I WANNA BE

January 14, 2009 The Matts 2

ANGER GROUND ZERO–Please pardon the non sequiturs and haphazard grammar today. I seriously can’t think straight. Spent most of yesterday screaming at anyone who would […]

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JETS ARE TRAIN WRECK IN LAND OF GIANTS

January 13, 2009 The Matts 1

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Ladies and Germs, we are fed up to our tinted spectacles with local talk radio birdbrains calling for Tom Caughlin’s head […]

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BREAKING NEWS-CITY OF LOSERS

January 13, 2009 The Matts 0

Hey New York- How does it feel to play second fiddle to Philadelphia in EVERY sport? You have a 9 to 4 advantage in teams […]

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PHIL SIMMS IS AN OLD LADY

January 13, 2009 The Matts 0

I love High Def television, but sometimes it just isn’t flattering. Just ask any adult film star. Watching sports in HD is a never-go-back experience…you […]

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