It’s 10:00 PM. Do You Know Where Your NBA and NFL Stars Are?

December 3, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 30

MILWAUKEE, WI – As a major multinational media conglomerate, Meet The Matts is obligated to provide a certain number of Public Service Announcements each year. […]

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Carmelo Anthony, Tony Romo and Ray Rice Walk into a Bar…

November 29, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 7

Novato, CA—Some of you may remember the first incarnation of Bill Maher‘s TV show back in the 90s called “Politically Incorrect.” The premise was that […]

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Turkeys? Not These guys! 50 Years of MLB, NFL and George Costanza Memories

November 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

PLYMOUTH ROCK –  It was with great relief and appreciation that I read staff leader Angry Ward’s comments yesterday in which he graciously punted the […]

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$325M! Stop Doin’ Dumb Sh¡t!, Buffalo Bills Snow Job, Honey Badger, Super Bowl Cards?

November 20, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

DEPEW, NY – It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Winter is still 6 weeks away. While these things may mean something to most of America, they […]

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Sports and Sitcoms: Modern Family, The Munsters, Leo the Lip, Mr Ed

November 12, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

BEDROCK – Several of my esteemed MTM colleagues have recently shown extraordinary creativity, making my attempts at doing Sports with a Wink a bit challenging. […]

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Morally Opposed to Jeff Wilpon and the NY Mets

November 6, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

FLUSHING, NY  – “I’m morally opposed to this woman having a baby out of wedlock. She’d make more money if she had a ring on […]

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Welcome Back Kotter & The NBA!

October 27, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 14

BENSONHURST-At the beginning of 6th grade, my teacher Mr. Catania, asked us to write a review of whichever new TV show was our favorite that […]

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Creepy Sports Threesomes, Rob Lowe and World Series Observations

October 22, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 24

FRESH MEADOWS, NY – You know how celebrity deaths tend to come in “threes?”  Well, I just came from the Rec Center – where Creepy […]

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Bizarro World! Cowboys and Ned Yost on Top? Plus ‘Ole Miss?

October 15, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 23

MONK’S COFFEE SHOP, UWS – I give up. I can’t fight it any longer. It’s true… Bizarro World is a real thing. And I’m not […]

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What the Buck! Clayton Kershaw Cursed! ESPN Kills America’s Pastime

October 8, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

CHAVEZ REVINE, CA – I know that by the middle of October most of our regular readers have turned the page from Baseball to the […]

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