FLU-LIKE SYMPTOMS
Bedlam Hospital, London England Flu-like symptoms, we hear that all the time these days. “Lebron James will not be suiting up this evening because he […]
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TELLING IT LIKE IT IS: OUR PHUN IS DONE
by Philview and The Phanatic Chicago, IL – What a great weekend! The NCAA Tournament may be the greatest sporting event our country has to […]
ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND AMERICA'S YOUTH
New York, N.Y. – A friend of mine sent out an email last Sunday asking if anyone would like to work the door at one […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: FASHIONABLY LATE
Welcome to the first installment of Grote’s Gripes. Faced with many of the same relief options as Jerry Manual had in 2008, the Matts made […]
DEAR MR. SELIG
Dear Mr. Selig, In a typical MLB season, games in early April can be chilly at best, bitter at worst. With this year’s […]
THE THINKING MAN'S SITE by Sam's-A-Fan
MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, CAMBRIDGE, MA You’ve all heard of Mensa, the society for people with high IQs. For admittance to this league of extraordinary […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: WORLD BLEEPIN CHAMPIONS
by Philview and The Phanatic PHILADELPHIA, PA – World Champions. World Bleepin’ Champions. That’s telling it like it is. It’s certainly not a position we’re […]
I'M COLD, I'M BORED, AND I'M CRANKY
 By Rex O’Rourke THE NORTH POLE – Will this winter never end? I can’t believe it’s still a month from opening day. Although I’m not […]
JIM ROME IS NOT BURNING… FOR ME
by Rex O’Rourke DELMAR , NY – This week I’d like to update you on my, to date, futile attempt to secure an on air interview […]
STOOPID SKOOL
By Rex O’Rourke Welcome to Stoopid Skool, I’m Dr. Dunce. Let’s begin. First, I’d like to welcome all of you to our seminar. Mr. Bonds […]