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Brodie Van Wagenen ERA NY Mets 2020 Slogan. Deja Vu All Over Again?

December 26, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.” –The New Colossus INDIANA, PA […]

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Yankees Kill Baseball: Why Gerrit Cole is the Worst Signing Ever

December 21, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s frigid here in NYC. Even the mercury is cold. And cold temps can make for a cold heart, especially when […]

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Sports in 2023: $$$Sickening MLB Contracts Vs Beer Money, Fan Attendance

December 14, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – Four years from now, in a town about 35 miles beyond the Yankee Stadium Affordable Zone, the following conversation will likely […]

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Fizzless Knicks, Mets Fans Purgatory, Thank You Eli Manning

December 7, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – After spending an hour and a half dealing with Sprint incompetency, yours truly was able to locate the phone he dropped […]

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Jerry Jones Loves Jason, Stat King Seymour Siwoff, ESPN Knows Zip About Mets

November 30, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – The Thanksgiving weekend certainly serves up a full helping of sports for our indulgence. You’ve got the NFL, NBA, NHL and […]

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Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff

November 29, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Damn the torpedoes, Ladies & Germs, there is no time for L-tryptophan and D-tryptophan hangovers. It’s time to join your fellow […]

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Cancer(s) In The Clubhouse? Carmelo Anthony, Bryce Harper, Odell Beckham, Jr

November 23, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – When you are bald, fair-skinned and didn’t realize that getting that first bad sunburn out of the way was the way […]

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OJ Simpson Back In The Limelight. The Juice Squeezed in Vegas

November 9, 2019 The Matts 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – With fatherhood turning his days into seconds, his sleep-time into blinks of an eye and his coffee intake reaching into the […]

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Worst Coaching Hires In Sports History All In NY: Carlos Beltran, Take A Bow

November 4, 2019 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Another, Are-You-F***ing-Kidding-Me move has been made by the New York Mets, in tabbing Carlos Beltran as their new skipper. But really, […]

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Marvelous Minshew vs NY Young Guns, Dwight Howard, Automated Umps

October 28, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

LONDON, ENGLAND – Sunshine is the most underappreciated quality-of-life ingredient there is, other than maybe water. Maybe. For 3 straight days of Hollywood effects-gone-mad biblical […]

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