Matt McCarthy
Virus Slows Us, Doesn’t Close Us. In The Meantime, Time for Some Sports News
*NOTE: Different Matt’s column is up and can be found by CLICKING THIS. NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Here’s hoping your morning sniffles are from Uncle Spring’s early pollen party. We’re open for biz today, and essential worker Different Matt is penning his piece for you at this typing. We are slowed, not closed, […]
NFL Trades, Clayton Kershaw to Boston, Snake Plissken
FLU CENTRAL – As things go bat-sh!t crazy across the globe and NYC more resembles Snake Plissken’s version than Frank Sinatra’s in New York, New York, yours truly types this worried about the MTM Family. Today’s scheduled starter, Different Matt, is MIA. He also lives somewhere north of Bronxville, so he may be “on containment.” […]
Crazy Sports Stars You’d Want On Your Team. Manny? Tyson? The Worm?
NEW YORK, NY – Cue Rod Serling saying, “Imagine if you will…” and then realize you’re here, in Mattville, where the surreal becomes truth. Where lines are blurred and the unbelievable takes hold… Imagine if you will a world without any of your favorite teams playing anything last night, today, tomorrow or possibly… ever again. […]
Yankees Will Lose Because of Joe Biden. Plus: Goose Gossage, Tim Tebow, Mets
NOTE: The Coronavirus is NOT something Mets fans have been suffering with, like Bell’s Palsy, for all but two year years of the team’s existence. CORONA [QUEENS], NY – The planets are all aligning, Ladies and Germs. (Too soon for Coronavirus jokes?) Further, via Scientific Method we are able to predict/hypothesize with 93.6% accuracy the […]
Tony Romo, Sanders-Gate, Garth Brooks, George Plimpton
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sitting in a surprisingly nice Residence Inn suite in Redondo Beach shouldn’t have one thinking/blathering about Detroit. But yours truly is, which could signal it’s time for a shrink or… that’s just how we roll here on MeetTheMatts.com – we think outside your box. [Ahem]. Segue to today’s headliners: Tony Romo, […]
Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series
NEW YORK, NY – Having already passed the urine test, yours truly only has residual hallucinogenics coursing through his/her veins. But here are Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series: Too Cheap To Cheat: This is not a reason, granted, but it’s an important component as per the chatter these days. Exhale: […]
Spring Training Angst?! POTUS Bellinger, Apologetic Mets
PORT ST. LUCIE, FL – The rose pedals are still on the satin sheets. The half-eaten box of chocolates lies open on the coffee table. Two empty bottles of red wine are on the nightstand. We all know what day it is… it’s Spring Training Saturday! Whoooeeee! But wait. There is an uncharacteristic gloom, a […]
More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches
NEW YORK, NY – It’s windy and cold out there on the blustery streets of the New York City. But we’re blowing hot here with today’s topics: More Shockers From Astros, Tom Brady, Rugby Storms Our Beaches CAN YOU BELIEVE IT DEPARTMENT: Gosh by golly, it certainly seems that Alex Cora wasn’t the only crook […]
Super Bowl Monday: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi
KANSAS CITY, MO – While we wait for an excuse-ridden Junoir Blaber to cobble together another tardy Monday Morning QB piece, we’ve got some bits to keep you from forgetting us this Super Bowl Monday, as you fight back the vomit: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi POTUS v KANSAS: This is no knock on […]
Stars To Be Quarantined With, Who The Mets Shoulda Kept, Best Sports Owners
NEW YORK, NY – If you’re like me, you’re looking at EVERYONE/ANYONE like they could potentially turn you into a White Walker. If you don’t know what that is, yours truly just handed you one the G.O.A.T. binge-opps in Game of Thrones. I’d throw Peaky Blinders, The Americans, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Longmire […]
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