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Mets Winning Despite Glaring Problems… Shadow of Michael Corleone

August 11, 2019 Matt McCarthy 1

“Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in.” –Michael Corleone NEW YORK, NY – How many times, Mets fans, have you […]

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America’s Pastime Shroud: Jimmy Stewart, Christian Yelich, Tarnished Derek Jeter, Marv Albert

July 21, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

INDIANA, PA – You don’t get any more American than this small Pennsylvania town, which happens to be the home of Jimmy Stewart. And we […]

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Blockbuster Blackout MLB Trades You May Not Know Of

July 14, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – For those of you just stirring from a coma or hiding in a fallout shelter, there was a Big Apple blackout […]

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RJ Barrett Bests John Starks, Bill Murray Mets Owner? No Soccer

July 7, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – Hold on to your hats, have we got a doozy for you today! Well, you can be the judge of that […]

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Stupid Puig, Scalped Chiefs Reporter, Nets Haul Big Fish, Mets Tears

June 30, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Wow! We barely slept after all the excitement this weekend in the sports world, kicked off by Different Matt’s Puck Head […]

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How To Fix Soccer So It Doesn’t Suck. Steal From Rugby.

June 26, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

PARIS, FRANCE – For those of you tuning in to see another brilliant Angry Ward expose on douchebaggery of the umpteenth degree, you’ll be stunned […]

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Red Hot Mets Romp At Wrigley But Pete Alonso Is Story

June 23, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – With the sizzle back in the step of the blazing New York Mets, there is little else to discuss, really. Sure, […]

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MTM Spectacular Sunday Sports Quiz: We Give The Answers So You Can Stop Looking Stupid

June 9, 2019 The Matts 0

NEW YORK, NY – To steal an adjective from Bob Murphy, it’s marvelous outside today in Mattville, so let’s cut right to the chase so […]

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Mexican Rocky, Andy Ruiz Jr., Puts Boxing Back On Map

June 2, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

MADISON SQUARE GARDEN – Rumors abound that Dana White was seen slamming his fists and tossing his cell phone from his UFC penthouse. Why? Because […]

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Biggest Sports Lie of the Year, David Wright’s Return, Pro Rugby in NYC

May 23, 2019 The Matts 1

NEW YORK, NY – As Replacement Matt has his hands full working with Tall Matt and Short Matt (me) on a commercial, he asked one […]

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