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The Matts
ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE
BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the […]
TIM MCCLELLAND'S VANDERBILT AND MR MAGOO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FUN
FORT COURAGE, KS – For those of you that haven’t guessed or are new to Mattville, all but one of us Matts, when it comes […]
FAVRE IS TO HAMELS AS REGGIE IS TO RYAN
Congrats to the NL Champions! Once again, they’ve proven the NL East is the toughest division in baseball! Now, let’s get to the real story… […]
ROCKTOBER: WHEN FANS TAKE PERSONNEL PERSONAL
BRISTOL, CT – Summer’s over, which Mama Nature thunderously hammered home during the recent baseball games in the Bronx and Philthy. Yet, we needn’t be […]
THURMAN THOMAS: WHY WE STOLE HOCKEY FROM CANADA
Thurman Thomas takes No-Huddle, Shotgun Shuffle Pass from Jim Kelly in Super Bowl loss to New York Football Giants WINNIPEG, ONTARIO – It seemed like […]
A CABLE SNAPS; NFL HEAD COACH BREAKS JAW
OAKLAND, CA – There’s not a whole lot that gets our attention in these parts, what with the Athletics, Warriors and Raiders stinking up their […]
PURPLE PEOPLE CHEATERS WILL GO ONLY SO FAVRE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – If you’ve been lucky enough to read our guy Angry Ward’s column every Wednesday, you’d know he’s a Bronx-raised Minnesota Vikings fan, […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]