FAVRE IS TO HAMELS AS REGGIE IS TO RYAN
Congrats to the NL Champions! Once again, they’ve proven the NL East is the toughest division in baseball! Now, let’s get to the real story… […]
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ROCKTOBER: WHEN FANS TAKE PERSONNEL PERSONAL
BRISTOL, CT – Summer’s over, which Mama Nature thunderously hammered home during the recent baseball games in the Bronx and Philthy. Yet, we needn’t be […]
THURMAN THOMAS: WHY WE STOLE HOCKEY FROM CANADA
Thurman Thomas takes No-Huddle, Shotgun Shuffle Pass from Jim Kelly in Super Bowl loss to New York Football Giants WINNIPEG, ONTARIO – It seemed like […]
A CABLE SNAPS; NFL HEAD COACH BREAKS JAW
OAKLAND, CA – There’s not a whole lot that gets our attention in these parts, what with the Athletics, Warriors and Raiders stinking up their […]
PURPLE PEOPLE CHEATERS WILL GO ONLY SO FAVRE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – If you’ve been lucky enough to read our guy Angry Ward’s column every Wednesday, you’d know he’s a Bronx-raised Minnesota Vikings fan, […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]
YANK SUCCESS AND GOOD-WILL A "DRAG" ON NEW MET IMAGE
WEST VILLAGE, NY – After watching the New York Mets get swept by Baseball’s worst team, the Washington Nationals,we were relieved to learn that Met […]
DOIN' TIME: PLAXICO GOT TOO MUCH
RIKER’S ISLAND, NY – Perhaps, if Plaxico Burress simply had a taller lawyer. After all, court stature means something, doesn’t it? Anyway, a severe case […]
BLOOD, GUTS, GLADIATORS, A LOONEY BIN & GREAT SEATS!
NEW YORK RUGBY’S MEN AFTER BIG WIN ON SATURDAY THE ISLAND FORMERLY KNOWN AS WARD’S, NYC – Most of our readers might think Ward’s Island […]
MIND YOU, PRO PLAYERS DONATING BRAINS
CANTON, OH – We hurriedly jumped into the Matt Mobile and raced up here after reading the following AP Report: Three NFL players on Monday […]