HE’S AN UP AND COMER…
-by West Coast Craig   “Kickboxing. Sport of the future.†– Lloyd Dobbler  SILVER LAKE, CA – Okay, maybe Cameron Crowe didn’t quite have it right…it’s […]
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AND THE WINNER IS… GEORGE BRETT?!
by The Matts TOMBSTONE, AZ – It was a wild, whacky week in an upside-down, topsy-turvy world! There were winners, losers, posers and poopers and […]
CAROLINE KENNEDY TAKING OVER NY ISLANDERS
CAPE COD, MA – With a bombshell declaration heard only by The Matts, JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy, decided her fund raising talents were needed elsewhere, dropping […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WAKE UP!
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of yesterday’s stirring inauguration ceremony in the nation’s capital, I would like to be the first to add, “Now is the time […]
SUPER DAY FOR A SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY
MTMÂ TECH CENTER, NEW YORK – In honor of our new President’s swearing in, we want to send two of you to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, […]
HAPPY MLK DAY
DATELINE BERKELY -Â In an ever yearning state to bring you news from all the West Coast, your weary reporter with the geographically encompassing name […]
THE COMEDIAN'S LAMENT
Washington, D.C. – I have some quotations I’d like to share with you this week. See if you can guess who provided them. “We shouldn’t […]
JETS ARE TRAIN WRECK IN LAND OF GIANTS
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Ladies and Germs, we are fed up to our tinted spectacles with local talk radio birdbrains calling for Tom Caughlin’s head […]
PHIL SIMMS IS AN OLD LADY
I love High Def television, but sometimes it just isn’t flattering. Just ask any adult film star. Watching sports in HD is a never-go-back experience…you […]