WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
By Rex O’Rourke The Swamp in Joisey With my wife out for dinner with friends, and cats Yogi and Scooter by my side, I settled […]
Grote's Gripes: The Onion Edition
MADISON, WI – Here is the inaugural Meet The Matts NY Metro Onion Edition. Oliver Perez visits Dr. Kevorkian The Mets this morning confirmed they […]
2C OR NOT 2C
by Sam’s-A-Fan Elsinore, Denmark Author’s Note: Procrastinating like the Prince of Denmark, the author failed to confer with the technical geniuses at Meet the Matts […]
HERE'S AN IDEA: JUST PLAY HURT
WAGGA WAGGA, AUSTRALIA – Despite Angry Ward’s Ghandi-like opposition to our muy macho ideals re toughing out injuries and our inclination to the rougher sports […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE “SUPER†STARS
SAN DIEGO, CA—I needed to get away, so I’m writing today’s post from a quaint little bar down San Diego way known as The Regal […]
KANGAROOS COULD FIX YOUR TEAM
BYRON BAY, AUSTRALIA – When the news of the preposterous yet history-making loss by the New York Metropolitans – the snake bitten baseball club in […]
COMING ATTRACTIONS
by West Coast Craig Your Local Cineplex – Okay, the Mets may not be winning much these days, but they are finding creative ways to […]
LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY
By Rex O’Rourke Williamsport, Pa. First of all, Plaxico, ah Plaxico; don’t you wish you pulled a gun in L.A.? Just ask O.J. Simpson, Robert […]
DOPEY BRITS: FOREVER CURSED, FOREVER ANGRY
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Call it karma. Call it payback. Call it what you will but Mother England will be forever kicking herself in her royal […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: THE SUCK-IT LIST
THE SWEATY SUBWAY, NYC – No doubt it’s cool down under where the Matts are, but it’s HOT HOT HOT here in the Northeast. And […]