ARE THEY TRULY ALL-STARS? STEROID LIST REDUX
SAINT LOUIS, MO – We’re here, looking for some sign that a saint of any kind is present – mixing it up with the godless […]
LET'S MAKE THE HOME RUN DERBY COUNT, TOO!
By West Coast Craig Wrigley Field (Los Angeles version) — Yes, yes, I know, I’m not saying anything new here when I say that, generally, […]
WHADDYA HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, OMAR?
By Rex O’Rourke ALTAMONT, NY – I’ve been trying to look at the Mets with an unbiased eye. Are they underachievers, injury plagued, heartless, unlucky, […]
SOUL-LESS METS SHUN CHURCH FOR FRENCH-TO-LE-COEUR SINNER
CRAZY HORSE SALOON; PARIS, FRANCE – Decadence has beaten back Purity in Queens. No, that’s not some philosophical observation regarding the Harvey Fiersteins of the […]
COOKIE's CORNER: JERRY'S ALL-STAR TEAM
FLUSHING (TOILET), NY – July 4th has come and gone. On the East Coast, we’ve had about 10 days of summer so far because of […]
10 REASONS WHY THE DODGERS SUCK AN EGG
DODGER CITY FIELD, FLUSHING – With the summer flying by and leaving us with but half of a baseball season, we feel the need to […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BEST OF
by: The Matts NEW YORK, NY – Angry Ward is on vacation. Despite the MTM Legal Team’s desperate but empty legal threats and our futile […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: PHIRST HALF OBSERVATIONS
by Philly Phanactic INDEPENDENCE HALL, PA – Sorry for the late entry today but I just returned from a week-long vacation and my return phlight […]
THE PHANATIC IS COMING, THE PHANATIC IS COMING!
NJ TURNPIKE – The Philthydelphia guys are posting today, they’re just late because of some typical in-fighting; the kind that will ensure the fall of […]
THE MANNY: WELCOME BACK!
by West Coast Craig LOS ANGELES, CA – The Dodgers were a second rate team Until the Manny came on the scene A Boston cast […]