GOD BLESS AMERICA
By Rex O’Rourke MAIN STREET, USA – Besides being George Steinbrenner’s birthday, July fourth just happens to be Independence Day. Being of Irish, German, and […]
INDEPENDENCE DAY PRESENT: THE A… ROD LIST: UNCONFIRMED
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – Happy Independence Day from the birthplace of our country. After throwing up our cheesesteaks watching Livan Hernandez toss beach balls at the […]
THE FUR WAS FLYING!: ANTHROCON KIDNAPS BROADCASTER
by Sam’s-A-Fan Pittsburgh, PA – Travel-weary baseball players rely on their Traveling Secretaries to give them a chance at sleeping well on the road. The […]
TEAM OF QUEENS ON KNEES – MUTT FAN SEEKS ANSWERS
by Yankee Joe PISSBURGH, PA – The Matts reached out to me because Maria At Bat disappeared and Samanthas-A-Fan wanted to interview me for one […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RHYMES AND MISDEMEANORS
SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY— Old Man Minaya Went to the cupboard, To get his skipper a hitter: When he got there, The cupboard was bare And […]
COOPERSTOWN COUNTRY HARDBALL: LESSON IN HUMILITY
COOPERSTOWN, NY – “Cooperstown is a great place. You just can’t get there.” –Ralph Kiner in re to Cooperstown’s geography, not the Hall Of Fame’s […]
SAY HEY, BILLY MAYS!
by West Coast Craig TAMPA, FL – Hi, West Coast Craig here for www.MeettheMatts.com, the easy way to spend ten minutes of your valuable browsing […]
I'M ANGRY, JUST NOT "ANGRY WARD ANGRY"
By Rex O’Rourke Like bathing in a bubbling cauldron, several issues have been slowly raising my temperature, and making me very cranky. Little paper cuts […]
ANGRY WARD SATURDAY: COMMENT COMMENDATIONS
FLAGSTAFF, AZ– Filling in today for Short Matt who was in Switzerland yesterday for a blood cleansing, a la Keith Richards, as he desperately tries […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CELEBRITY KIND
by Kimberly “Cookie” Pagan TINSELTOWN, USA – The idea for this post was hatched several days back, after the Management requested I throw some celebrity […]