Angry Ward: Being a Bad Sport About March Madness, NFL and NBA Free Agency, and Whatever Else Ya Got
BRONX, NY – Sports fans disgust me. That’s right, I’m looking at you, you dumb sacks of putrid wet sewer rats. Don’t worry, I’m looking in […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Just Joshing, Lakers Playing for Laughs, and Mundane Madness
NEW YORK, NY – It would be very easy for me to focus on teams and sports items that only interest me today, but the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Rodgers Returns, Russ Heads for the Mountains, and MLB Charity is Laughable
NEW YORK, NY – Is there anything quite so fun and filled with promise as a random Wednesday in March? The possibilities of this day […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Baseball Needs to Beg Me Back with Cheap Seats, Derek Jeter in Queens, and The Manfred Dunk Tank
NEW YORK, NY – Today is Ash Wednesday, which means you can all start lining up to kiss my ash. For the next 40+ days […]
Angry Ward Friday: Bye to Ken Burrough, A Kirk Cousins Trade and Other Stuff
BRONX, NY – I had so much fun ripping Major League Baseball Wednesday and then being the only commenter who bothered to show up and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Major League Baseball
BRONX, NY – (*Editor’s Note: Sorry for all of the not-very-disguised offensive language in this piece. I felt it was warranted.) Dear Baseball Owners, Players, […]
Angry Ward Sunday: No More Knicks, Stafford Runs, and Rodgers Stays
BRONX, NY – Everyone needs a goal in life, and mine is to outlive Tom Brady. Sure, he’s won 7 Super Bowls and multiple MVPs […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Madison Square Garden Memories; Human Eraser, ZZ Top, Sheshterkin?
NEW YORK, NY – I am writing this Tuesday afternoon because I won’t be home this evening and I don’t want Short Matt to have to […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Nets & Knicks Are Disasters, The Super Bowl Menu, and Golden Oldies to Return to Queens
NOTE: MTM Management wishes a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Angry Ward!!! BRONX, NY – Yesterday I was sitting on a sunny 85-degree beach enjoying some solitude, […]
Angry Ward: Brady Goes Bye-Bye, Brian Flores Sues, and Mad Dog Summons Van Brocklin
NEW YORK, NY – Welcome once more, dear reader(s), to the Worst Month on the Calendar, 2022 edition. If it’s midweek in February and you’re not […]