Cowboys/Bruins Fan Sees Football Through [Big] Blue-Colored Glasses
“I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan and the first to point out my team are undisciplined losers…” SAN FRANSISCO, CA – To the delight of all […]
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Mets At .500, Presidential Rangers, Stanks Lose! John Sterling Sucked
*Apologies for the tardy post. Management will be hiring and firing a scapegoat intern for not realizing Big Ben Whitney is on vacation. UPPER WEST […]
Angry Ward: Things I Learned Wild Card Weekend
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Wednesday, from the greatest city in the world! I am corresponding with you today from our posh MTM offices located […]
Sports Rain Man: NFL Eye-Catchers, Bills vs Chargers, Commanders vs Jets, Giants vs Eagles
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Meryy Christmas! I am typing this after wrapping gifts and waiting for Santa to arrive. Christmas really is for the kids, […]
Sports Rain Man: NFL Eye-Catchers, Jets vs Dolphins, Cowboys vs Bills, Giants vs Saints
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy Monday! It was another wild weekend of NFL action, along with the start of college bowl season. It feels like […]
Lucky Ward: Happy Birthday to My Lovely Theater-Loving Wife!
NEW YORK, NY – I’m gonna put away my glove, football, tennis racket and other athletic accoutrements for a spell, because today is my beautiful […]
MLB All-Star Game: Overpaid Anemic Team
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Showing a clear lack of judgement and self-respect, I watched yesterday’s battle between the Phillies and New York Mets. The latter have […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Oakland Gets Abandoned While the Devils Get Their Schmid Together
BRONX, NY –Â Tomorrow is the NFL Draft, so let’s talk about baseball and hockey instead. Don’t get me wrong, I love football, but with Roger […]
Carlos Correa’s Cheatin’ Iggles, NFL Playoffs Predictions
PHILADELPHIA, PA – With MLB Hot Stove talk now reduced to a back-burner simmer, the NBA and NHL still too far away from playoff chatter, […]
Angry Ward: A Birthday Bash, A Bold Prediction, and a Dynamite QB Waiting for a Call
BRONX, NY – Well, it’s only Wednesday, but what a week it’s been. I’m going to lay off the obvious story, which was covered here […]