Yankees Marble Tale, Trade Talk, Jets Still Suck at QB with Ryan Fitzpatrick

July 30, 2016 Ben Whitney 6

FLORHAM PARK, NJ – So Ryan Fitzpatrick signed! Hurrah! The J-E-T-S ceiling is again 2nd place in their division, 10 wins, and a Wild Card […]

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Bengasm re Yanks, Bobby Bonilla, Game of Thrones, Trump, Syndergaard

June 18, 2016 Ben Whitney 9

Whenever I see the MeetTheMatts.com website, I remember the day I met Short Matt. I pulled him out of a gutter in Hong Kong and […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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You Got Something to Say About My Mets Hat Now?

August 8, 2015 Junoir Blaber 3

El Barrio, La Bronx -Another busy week has passed by rapidly for yours truly. I spoke at a business seminar, (the 1st Republican debate) helped […]

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Alex Rodriguez and Cooperstown? Rangers and Cavs Kings

May 28, 2015 GrindingAx 22

COOPERSTOWN, NY – NOT WELCOME TO COOPERSTOWN. That’s how the home of the Baseball Hall of Fame sign should read when Alex Rodriguez is up for […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell

January 28, 2015 Angry Ward 25

BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: A-Rod, Canseco, NBA Tip-off and Chicago

November 1, 2014 Junoir Blaber 9

“I am leaving the Knicks and going back to being a Bulls fan”– Kevin Franklin, Junoir’s HS buddy. CHICAGO, IL – The righteous Deacon Blaber […]

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Hot Stove Specials: 7 Baseball Trades and Signings That Need To Happen

November 13, 2013 The Matts 15

ORLANDO, FL – With our Wednesday correspondent, Angy Ward, on a Winter Meetings sojourn, it was left to our Write A Column Contest Winner to […]

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Is A-Rod back? Could Be.

August 12, 2013 DJ Eberle 13

ALBANY, NY – Before you start shaking your with disgust/disbelief, I am not talking about Alex Rodriguez being back in his 2007 form. We’re suggesting […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Anna Benson, A-Rod, Simon Cowell, Aaron Hernandez

August 2, 2013 Cookie 14

NEW YORK, NY – I got an email from management this morning when I woke at 4:30A (Short Matt sent it last night but I […]

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