Tag: Adam Gase

Big Ben Tuesday: Ranking New York Sports Teams; Jets and Giants in the Toilet

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[NOT] BUFFALO, NY – After dry-heaving through piss-pot performances by the Giants and Jets,  it doesn’t take a shaman to see that our New York City (sort of) football teams are in a sorry state. With the Mets wrapping up another swing-n-miss season and the Yankees stumbling into the playoffs like Short Matt trying to […]

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Autumnal Ward Wednesday: Vikes Stink, Giants & Jets Done, Mets Out. My Interest in Sports Dropping Like Leaves

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BRONX, NY – Well, as of 9:30 am EST yesterday, it’s officially autumn. This season is one of the main reasons palookas like me live here in the Northeast. It’s the time of year that everything just seems so damn cozy—temperatures, clothes, your bed, even tucking yourself into a book. I’ll also be sure enjoy […]

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Sports Rain Man: NY Mets, Fire Gase And RIP RBG

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… I can’t believe it is only late September. I doubt anyone can point out to me a longer year we have ever experienced. But time has no meaning; this is the worst timeline and we need to fire the script writers for the past 9 month. Anyway, enough […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Go With It or Nah, That’s Horse Sh!t – Week One Knee-Jerks

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STAMFORD, CT – Week 1 of the NFL season is usually pretty tough to predict. Throw in no preseason, no fans, players opting out, and plenty of player and coach movement, and this one was even tougher. We saw some expected dysfunctional teams looking quite functional (Jax, Wash), some powerhouses looking powerful (NO, Balt, KC), […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Exciting New Coaching Opportunities for Allen Iverson, Steve Bannon, and Others

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BRONX, NY – And, we’re back. The royal “we.” You know… the editorial… Anyway, some new sports sh!t has come to light, man. We’re full into bubble playoffs in both hockey and basketball, halfway through non-bubble regular-season baseball, and bearing down on whatever kinda what-have-you football season is gonna be. But, with these shortened seasons, we’re […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Are The Giants or Jets in Better Position?

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COVID CITY, USA – Helloooooooo May! Go home April, you’re drunk. The Giants and Jets earned high marks for their draft picks. Here I am, ready to tell you which team is in further along in their seemingly endless rebuilds. Are the Giants or Jets in Better Position? Let’s break it down, position by position. […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Lifeless in Met Life, NY Giants Post-Mortem on a Suck-Fest Season

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – It was another rough Sunday for the New York Giants and another miserable season is mercifully over. With a chance to dash the playoff hopes of the hated Eagles and give the fans at least a taste spoiler schadenfreude, the G-men again fell short. The Eagles, despite a rash of injuries, […]

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Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Jets Win 3 Straight, Gore Passes Sanders, SF & NE Win

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Once you are in the Monday morning slot and it is football season, you are now, unavoidably, a Monday Morning QB. Sure, Ben Whitney and Angry Ward get to watch more games and highlights than me but they have their set days, so I am your signal caller today and […]

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Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Is Kaep Back? Still Gase Raus, Browns & Steelers Brawl

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I am back, so you can stop pacing. However, I have formally requested a move to the Monday slot. Our dear leader, Short Matt, will take Saturday spot in the rotation. So brace yourself, here’s your first dose of the Junster [pronounced Joon-ster] as a Monday Morning QB.  Still Gase […]

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Worst Coaching Hires In Sports History All In NY: Carlos Beltran, Take A Bow

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NEW YORK, NY – Another, Are-You-F***ing-Kidding-Me move has been made by the New York Mets, in tabbing Carlos Beltran as their new skipper. But really, with the Mets, Knickerbockers and J-E-T-S all in the same town, why should we be surprised by such a choice? Indeed, this town’s Boulevard of Bad Coaching Moves is littered […]

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