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Angry Ward: More Mets Ownership Players Emerge

July 15, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Is it my turn already? F**k! (*deep breath*) Okay, I can do this. It’s been a tumultuous last 24 hours, and not […]

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Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets

July 10, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Bubba Wallace, Dave Portnoy Mets Owner, and Holding onto Hope for Sports in 2020

June 23, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

Stamford, CT: Oh man, a crappy burger at my local diner never tasted so good. Welcome back to civilization! What else is going on? Lots […]

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NY Jets QB Controversy, Trout Hooks A Sucker, End Of Baseball

May 23, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – So far the Memorial Day Weekend is off to a sluggish, damp start here in NYC. For our local fans, that […]

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Sports-Less Landscape? Watch “Bad Lieutenant’s” Best Fictional Sports Moment

May 22, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVID COUNTY, USA – Welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, where we look forward to BBQ’s, MLB baseball, NHL and NBA playoffs… oh wait, none of […]

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Best MLB News Ever? Alex Rodriguez, Pox On Queens Tim Tebow, Masked Singer

May 10, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NOTE: Our man Cheesy Bruin got some less-than-stellar news on the health front. Let’s raise our glasses to his full and speedy return to the […]

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Replacement Matt: Korean Baseball, The Last Dance, Iconic Announcers Calling Video Games

May 8, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

LOCK’D, NJ –  As we approach our umpteenth week indoors, I think we can all collectively state we have lost our goddamn minds. When I […]

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No Kentucky Derby: Cheesy Bruin’s Horse Sense & Horse Sh!t

May 3, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – I really have to hand it to the crack staff of contributors of this sports website for churning out some top notch […]

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Sports Returning Soon-ish? The Quiet Will Echo

May 1, 2020 Different Matt 0

THE LIVING ROOM, NY – We’ve now gone almost two months without sports and it doesn’t look like things will be getting back to normal […]

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Alternative Celebrity Owners For Mets, Knicks & Cowboys. Denzel, Alicia, Judd?

April 25, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

FLUSHING, NY – Even in the bowels and shadows of La Guardia Airport, The Sun Also Rises. And it has, finally, making the entire borough […]

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