Rob Manfred Is A [Bleeping] Wussy. MLB Commissioner Caves In

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Rob Manfred relaxing with Pete Rose

NOTE: Management is NOT HAPPY that the Knicks advancing and the Subway Series have been ignored by Mr. Sakellaridis.

NEW YORK, NY – What a wuss! I’m talking about the puppet who wears the title of MLB Commissioner, Rob Manfred. After getting bitch slapped by President Donald Trump about the Pete Rose situation, he finally lifted the lifetime ban on the Hit King. Manfred’s explanation was a slap on the face to the Rose family and every supporter of the beloved number 14. His words of, “individuals being removed from the permanent ineligible list upon their deaths because they are no longer a threat to the game”, was the ultimate insult.

During the tenure of the last three so-called Commissioners, America’s Pastime has been losing its popularity. Fay Vincent, Bud Selig, and Manfred are the culprits of the game’s demise. Vincent’s bullying, Selig’s ignorance on steroids, and Manfred’s ANALytical placement have chased away its loyal fanbase and the cameras of ESPN.

Pete Rose predicted his fate and this Dumbo of a Commissioner wasted no time in bringing Rose’s words to life. He didn’t stop there, as members of the 1919 Black Sox Scandal were also invited back.

Pete Rose and Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis

Led by “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, along with his teammates Eddie Cicotte, Happy Felsch, Chick Gandil, Fred McMullin, Swede Risberg, Buck Weaver, Lefty Williams, Joe Gedeon, Gene Paulette, Benny Kauff, Lee Magee, Phil Douglas, Cozy Dolan, Jimmy O’Connell, and William Cox are all welcomed back. According to Manfred, they are no longer a threat to the game since their bodies are buried, but everyone who bets the over in tonight’s games has his blessing.

When MLB entered the betting field, Manfred should have given Rose a call and endorsed him to become the face of betting responsibly. Sites like DraftKings and FanDuel would have hired him immediately. Instead, we have comedian Kevin Hart on our TV screens screaming for us to place bets. Manfred wanted no part of Rose, but ESPN and Fox Sports got Manfred’s blessing for the hiring of Alex Rodriguez, a steroid cheat, to offer his baseball views on the air. Manfred needs to go look in a mirror to see who the real threat to the game is.

Aristostle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis

What a hypocrite by the man who said he was going to bring the game back to the youths, instead he brought it back for the gambling degenerates who have spread their sickness to this once great game.

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Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis is the junkiest of baseball junkies. He plays in 4 leagues, well past his 40th birthday, and spends the winter in Florida shagging flies at Yankees minor league complexes. He's also a retired Riker's Island Corrrection Officer - having worked the night shift for 20+ years.