Angry Ward: March Mundaneness, More Mets Misery and Other Night Terrors
BRONX, NY – “It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing.” So goes the Hemingway […]
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Get Fired? Don’t Worry. Here Are Sports Stars That Got Axed Before Making It Big
NEW YORK, NY – Since we launched in 2005 (yes, it’s been that long) nobody has gotten fired from Meet The Matts… Well, other than […]
Big Ben: NFL Draft, Odell De-Beckale and Five Stages of Grief
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In the aftermath of the Odell Beckham Jr. trade, the last thing the sports world needs is another jack-monkey trying to […]
Things In Sports We Will Never See Again: Bo, The Splinter, Lefty, Ali
SUBURBIA, NJ – After reading my esteemed colleague Angry Ward’s piece on great gambling fixes in history and touching on the 1980 Olympic Hockey team […]
Big Game Thoughts, SUPERB OWL Banter, FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – The king of the 2018 NFL season will be crowned later on tonight and while I don’t have a horse in this […]
Angry Ward: Hall of Fame, Hoops, and Horrendous Super Bowl Hype Week
Ken Griffey Jr.? Three douchebags failed to vote for him. Tom Seaver? 5 a-holes saw it clear to leave him off. Hank Aaron? 9 obviously- racist f**kheads didn’t vote for him.
HEY! Your Super Bowl Teams Are Set! It’s a Rematch – LA vs Boston!
Brady was his usual clutch self and did what Drew Brees couldn’t do, and that’s win the game for your team in overtime.
NFL Championship Sunday: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Jim Kelly, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – This sleepy little corner in Southeastern Ulster County will see up to a foot of snow today, so I’ll be liver-deep in […]
Ebs: Never Say Never Again: New England Patriots Edition
FROM THE PRESS BOX – Never again. As a Buffalo Bills fan, it pains me to write this but, never again am I going to […]
Hot Stove Morsels, Gratuitous Cheerleaders, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks
NEW YORK, NY – If you’ve never tasted crow and want to know what it’s like, just ask Cheesy Bruin. He ate plenty of crow […]