Pyrrhic Victories: No Mets Hurt This Weekend, Kevin Durant Uses Twitter, Bauer’s No-No

April 3, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

pyr·rhic1 /?pirik/ adjective… (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor. AUSTIN, TX – They know a […]

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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Boston Sucks, NHL and NBA Finals Predictions

May 28, 2019 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – Billy Buckner died on Monday at 69 of dementia. If you were treated like Buckner by the Boston fans and media, you […]

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Big Ben’s Game of Thrones Sports Special Part II: Roger Clemens, Tyrion Lannister, Yogi Berra and Other Contrived GoT Character Parallels

July 25, 2017 Ben Whitney 0

Dragonstone, Westeros – Fasten your swords into the sheaths, it’s time for Part II of my series, Game of Thrones Character Parallels in the Sporting World. […]

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From The Vault Friday: Clearing Buckner of Biggest Choke in Sports History

June 3, 2016 Matt McCarthy 6

BOSTON, MA – With the year 2016 marking the 30th anniversary of what make call the Biggest Choke in Sports History – the Red Sox […]

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USA Soccer Rocks Mexico… Mexico Sucks

September 12, 2013 Cam James 15

MEXICO – I, Camtavious James, am going to break all rules on this site  – at the risk of being run out of Mattville.  Yes, […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: WE WAS ROBBED… BY THE HAND OF FROG

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PARIS, FRANCE – Admit it sports fans you’ve all screamed how your team was robbed before, probably on multiple occasions. Joe Jacobs is famously credited […]

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