Say No To… YES! Curious Case of Carlos Beltran on CenterStage

WHITESTONE, NY – The YES Network has finally shown its true colors. The cable TV home of the New York Yankees designed its call letters […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: MLB Openers with Aaron Judge Contract Drama, More Mets Woes, and a Possible Oakland A’s Relocation

April 6, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Baseball season opens tomorrow. It’s that one wonderful day when fans of every baseball team, except the Orioles, can allow themselves […]

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What’s Next For The New York Yankees?

October 7, 2021 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – A horrible loss in a miserable season for the New York Yankees, who went into Boston and laid an egg. All the […]

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Eli Manning Retires, New York Mets Hire a New Manager

January 23, 2020 Buddy Diaz 0

SPANISH HARLEM – On Wednesday, the New York Mets and the New York Giants received some big news for their respective teams. Eli Manning decided […]

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Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB

January 18, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this […]

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Replacement Matt: Beltran Out. Cora Ejected. Here Are Replacements

January 17, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

FLUSHING, TOILET – Well lookie here, the New York Metropolitans have succumbed to pressure and agreed to [Almost] Manager Carlos Beltran stepping down in the […]

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The Teams Affected By Houston Astros Cheating Scandal

January 16, 2020 Buddy Diaz 0

“So, when Boston beat Houston that year in the playoffs, did they decide not to cheat on each other?” -Buddy Diaz SPANISH HARLEM – Cam […]

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Sports Rain Man: NY Jets Own NY, League Worst Knicks, Brodie’s Beltran

November 11, 2019 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I swapped with the boss because I was so swamped with work on Friday and I had work Saturday morning. […]

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Worst Coaching Hires In Sports History All In NY: Carlos Beltran, Take A Bow

November 4, 2019 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – Another, Are-You-F***ing-Kidding-Me move has been made by the New York Mets, in tabbing Carlos Beltran as their new skipper. But really, […]

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Giant Killer Mickey Callaway, Brodie Van Wagenen Defining Moment, Jets Lose To Pats

October 21, 2019 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Admittedly, yours truly was a ass over teakettle this weekend, rising in the wee hours to watch the Rugby World Cup […]

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