Are You Ready for Some Football? Matt Harvey vs Fans, Giants-Cowboys

September 10, 2015 GrindingAx 23

NFL League Headquarters, New York, NY—Tonight is the kickoff of another NFL season! The anticipation is gnawing at the brains of millions of Fantasy Footballers . How […]

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Sleepless in London, Seattle, Rangers and Sapp Lives Up To Name

February 3, 2015 GrindingAx 18

FROZEN TUNDRA/FREEHOLD, NJ- Now that the confetti has been swept up, the Disney Parade has passed by and Warren Sapp has been arrested for solicitation, we can […]

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NFL Snow Jobs, Marshall Lynch Balls, Super Bowl Media Day

January 27, 2015 GrindingAx 41

PHOENIX, AZ – As we ponder what will surface next from the NFL’s serious forensic investigation, those of us in the Tri- State area have hunkered […]

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A Tale of Two Cities: Dr Diz on Seattle vs Boston & Cheating Coaches

January 22, 2015 Dr. Diz 22

FORT WORTH, TX –  It’s Super Duper Bowl time again, when America gets to watch some football squeezed in between commercials, while chowing down on […]

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NFL Good Guys vs Villains: Green Bay Packers vs Dallas Cowboys

January 11, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 44

GREEN BAY, WI – Football and MTM fans will be glued to their television sets across this great country today in anticipation of the 1:00 […]

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Chris Christie Rides ‘dem Cowboys onto the Green Bay Frozen Tundra

January 6, 2015 GrindingAx 42

CAMP CHRISTIE,  TX –  “Let It Go, Let It Go…”  It’s time to chill out and let the Cowboys and ALL their fans enjoy their […]

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Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers

December 23, 2014 GrindingAx 25

HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville.  In […]

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Membership Has Privileges: Chris Christie, Jerry Jones, Donald Sterling

December 16, 2014 GrindingAx 33

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Membership has its privileges. It’s not what you know, but who you know. There are many adages describing entrance into the BIG […]

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Yankees Old Timers Day and Watered Down MLB Playoffs

June 25, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

BRONX, NY – As the 2014 Major League Baseball season inches ever closer to the traditional halfway point, we have a total of 20 teams […]

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Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie

June 19, 2013 Replacement Matt 17

NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]

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