Are You Ready for Some Football? Matt Harvey vs Fans, Giants-Cowboys
NFL League Headquarters, New York, NY—Tonight is the kickoff of another NFL season! The anticipation is gnawing at the brains of millions of Fantasy Footballers . How […]
Chris Christie
Sleepless in London, Seattle, Rangers and Sapp Lives Up To Name
FROZEN TUNDRA/FREEHOLD, NJ- Now that the confetti has been swept up, the Disney Parade has passed by and Warren Sapp has been arrested for solicitation, we can […]
NFL Snow Jobs, Marshall Lynch Balls, Super Bowl Media Day
PHOENIX, AZ – As we ponder what will surface next from the NFL’s serious forensic investigation, those of us in the Tri- State area have hunkered […]
A Tale of Two Cities: Dr Diz on Seattle vs Boston & Cheating Coaches
FORT WORTH, TX – It’s Super Duper Bowl time again, when America gets to watch some football squeezed in between commercials, while chowing down on […]
NFL Good Guys vs Villains: Green Bay Packers vs Dallas Cowboys
GREEN BAY, WI – Football and MTM fans will be glued to their television sets across this great country today in anticipation of the 1:00 […]
Chris Christie Rides ‘dem Cowboys onto the Green Bay Frozen Tundra
CAMP CHRISTIE, TX – “Let It Go, Let It Go…” It’s time to chill out and let the Cowboys and ALL their fans enjoy their […]
Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers
HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville. In […]
Membership Has Privileges: Chris Christie, Jerry Jones, Donald Sterling
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Membership has its privileges. It’s not what you know, but who you know. There are many adages describing entrance into the BIG […]
Yankees Old Timers Day and Watered Down MLB Playoffs
BRONX, NY – As the 2014 Major League Baseball season inches ever closer to the traditional halfway point, we have a total of 20 teams […]
Replacement Matt Rants re Mets, Yanks, Bettman, Barkley, Christie
NEW YORK, NY – With the knowledge that I’m filling in for Angry Ward, I’m trying to work myself into a frenzy that would be […]