Replaceable Friday: Mets Train Keeps Rolling, Daniel Jones keeps shutting us up
RAIN SOAKED, NJ – “Summertime, and no ones reading…” Or are you? Yes kids, its that time again. Time to spit out an article with […]
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Cleveland Browns 2019: Don’t Believe The Hype. Cheesy Bruin Reports
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – There are other things I’d rather be talking about today but there’s something bugging the sh!t out of me that has come […]
NFC East: QB Question Marks for Each Team. Carson Wentz Top of List
SPANISH HARLEM – Preseason football is upon us and I’m taking notice of the NFC East. For starters, it holds not only my favorite team […]
Working Vacation Ward Wednesday: Unlimited Pasta, Prescott, and Mets Coverage
SCORCHED HELLSCAPE, FL – Why the hell do I continue to fire off columns, into the void, even while on vacation? I think there’s no […]
Big Ben Whitney: Cris Carter’s Indefensible, Asinine Comments on Daniel Jones
Stamford, CT: We interrupt the regularly scheduled Mets’ stroke session to bring you some football news. Daniel Jones sure looked sharp in his first preseason […]
100 Years of the NFL: Then And Now
“Personally, I think it’s a shame, all the star football players who retired in the prime of life. Lou Groza, washed up at 43. Ben […]
MLB Trade Deadline Mets, NFL Holdout Season, LA Clippers
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I would say our fans expect better of me but who am I kidding? Our fan base is a cult, […]
Major League Pitching Problems, London MLB Flop
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – The NFL season can’t get here fast enough for me since all I’m left with to watch on television is baseball. This […]
Knicks Drafting Third, NBA Combine and The Jets Being The Jets
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So, late Friday night, I realized I had a column due and… [cue record scratch sound] Hold up! Apparently, despite […]
Replacement Matt on Opening Day: Greatest Replacements in History
SUBURBIA, NJ – Since the beginning of this site I have somehow been given the designation of Replacement Matt, basically because I shared a (lack […]