Angry Ward Wednesday: Meet The Matts Power Rankings
BRONX, NY – You know what’s any easy way to fulfill a column-writing obligation? Write up a list. Any list, really. A Top 10 List, […]
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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders
depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy […]
Zeke Elliott Suspension, Aaron Hernandez’s Brain and Stupid Thursday Night Uniforms!
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So it is 10:30pm and I get a call from a partiall-drunk Short Matt. He needed a Friday pinch hit […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: New York Giants, New York Jets, Baker Mayfield, Cleveland Cavaliers
WEST PITTSTON, PA – Who would have thought that through nine weeks the New York Jets and New York Giants would be going in opposites […]
Turn Back The Clock with Cheesy Bruin: FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders, NFL News
MARLBORO, NY – Doesn’t everybody feel refreshed, having gained an extra hour of sleep last night as a result of Daylight Savings Time? When I […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Deshaun Watson Next Michael Jordan?! Plus, More Browns’ Poop
WHITE PLAINS, NY – NFL Week 8 is in the books and I’m having trouble figuring out the real contenders. You can’t expect me to […]
Rebuilding Year Championship Curse, Jets Worst Nightmare, USA Soccer Void
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Welcome to Jolly Junoir Wednesday. This will be one-time-only event. I am pinch hitting for Angry Ward, who is busy […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Vegas Bacchanal, Gratuitous NFL Cheerleaders, Yankees Choke
LAS VEGAS, NV – I’m writing this edition of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks on Thursday for a few reasons… mainly, I’ll be in Sin […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Bradleys Killed USA Men’s Soccer? Eli Manning Bye-Bye? Yankees on Edge
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With Yankee fans reeling about their Baby Bummers, let’s start with a bigger ball for them to handle… Princeton is widely […]
NY Rangers Poop a Dud, Bronx Bombers Ready to Detonate
NEW YORK, NY – The New York Hockey Rangers are off to a terrible start, going 1-5-2 so far after last night’s shootout loss to […]