Angry Ward Wednesday: Training, Trades and Alf
NEW YORK, NY – “Darkness warshed over The Dude.” So goes the line from The Big Lebowski when our protagonist gets slipped a mickey by one […]
Derek Jeter
MLB Trading Deadline, Sandy Sits On Hands, Commissioner Gordon, Batman
SALEM, MA – Like 17th Century Salem, Major League Baseball, led by caped Crusader Bud Selig, is leading the charge against the scourge of Performance […]
Royal Baby, Moley Russell’s Wart, Ryan Braun’s Pants on Fire, Who are Hall of Fame Players?
NEW YORK, NY – Late Breaking news…the lovely Duchess of Cambridge has given the world a baby boy! We are one step closer to cleansing the […]
Hallelujah! It’s NFL Preview Time!
HOFSTRA, NY – The most recent heat wave had me eating refreshing tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo on Kaiser rolls, so as to do […]
Cookie’s Corner: Suffering The Heat, Golf & No Baseball
NEW YORK, NY – Happy Friday! If you live in the Northeast and have survived this week, BRAVO!!! We’re all surely a few pounds lighter […]
Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?
ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the […]
White Bread Mets, OJ Simpson, Tonya Harding & The Stanley Cup???
One of the qualities I’ve always admired in high level athletes is their ability, at the end of fierce competition, to compose themselves and show […]
Don’t Call it a Comeback: Jeter Insult To Injury
The Bronx, NY – The long awaited return of Derek Jeter went off with a bang. The Captain came back from two ankle fractures and […]
Back, Back, Back, Back and why ESPN Sucks
*Hats off to the Blackhawks. Now for other breaking sports news: ESPN Sucks…. MAKE-US- BRISTLE, CT – Remember when ESPN was a novelty? When it […]
Summer Soundtrack: Psy, Hoops, Hockey, Dodgers, Ike Davis
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Though summer doesn’t officially start until the solstice on June 21st, my kids’ school year ended on Friday, so today is the […]