5 People Mets Fans Should Fear. @AldersonFake Reports
AIKEN, SC – The Meet The Matts staff is always concerned about preparing Mets fans for an upcoming season. With much changing since the Amazins […]
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Promotional Daze: Funny MLB Fan Giveaways
SPRING TRAINING TOWN, USA – Baseball season is finally upon us; Spring Training is in full swing, and it’s time to earnestly look ahead to […]
Weekend At Bernie’s: Brooklyn Dodgers, O’Malley Made Bernie Sanders
BROOKLYN, NY – While researching material for yesterday’s piece, The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, we came across the story of how the Brooklyn […]
Take Another Shot of Courage Peyton, LeBron
INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – It’s freezing outside. A young man’s gaze has turned to the sun baked fields of South Florida. Pitchers and Catchers are […]
Mets’ Sandy Alderson is Back! Moneyball for Football?
Franklin, TN—(Real) Sandy Alderson is back! Yes, the esteemed senior member of the New York Mets’ $10M front office made his first public appearance last […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: 2016 Baseball Hall of Fame Vote – The Farts Awaken
BRONX, NY – This afternoon, the Baseball Writers Association of America (aka, a bunch of old farts who were never even remotely good at baseball) will […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: NFL, Wilpons, Bubble Hockey Gifts for Me!
BRONX, NY – Black Friday is history. Cyber Monday is a goner too. It’s time for the latest and greatest made-up holiday sales event. I’m […]
Black Friday: Best Blacks in Sports?
BLACK ROCK, AR – We’re just shaking off the effects of tryptophan-overload, combined with watching boring NFL games played by teams wearing ridiculous uniforms, who are […]
Why Mets Sandy Alderson Fainted: Is Honeymoon Over?!
BOCA RATON, FL – “That was not. I repeat NOT a fainting spell! I’m a goddamned Marine! I’ve got chunks of guys like you in […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Collins, QBs, Cops, Knicks, Movies
BRONX, NY – You ever have one of those stretches where it seems like nothing goes right? Just one exploding stove and high gruesome after […]