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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN OMAR MINAYA

December 9, 2009 Angry Ward 56

NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Francis Pharcellus Church and The New York Sun, we’re gonna continue with the Christmas theme this week. Dear […]

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WHAT WOULD JOHNNY LINGO DO?

December 7, 2009 West Coast Craig 37

by West Coast Craig KINEWATA ISLAND – With the on-going winter meetings taking place in Indianapolis, your intrepid West Coast Reporter wants nothing to do […]

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PROWLING TIGER, POUNCING ELIN

December 5, 2009 The Matts 9

Jaimee Grubbs… Rachel Uchitel… Kalika Moquin “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien […]

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IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS ME

December 3, 2009 The Matts 37

by Junior Blaber “I can deal with the despair, but it is the hope that kills me.” I stole that pearl of wisdom from a […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS

November 25, 2009 Angry Ward 0

WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]

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THE DEVIL AND MR. JONES

November 19, 2009 Dr. Diz 24

by Eddiz ARLINGTON, TX – It’s not hell but you can see it from here. Down here in Texas, the Bible-bangers are at it again. […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOES LOVE FADE?

November 18, 2009 Angry Ward 42

NEW YORK, NY — As I watched my all-time favorite team, the Minnesota Vikings, move to 8-1 this past Sunday a thought occurred to me: […]

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BCS: BULLSP!T, CHICKENSH!T & STUPID

November 14, 2009 Dr. Diz 11

FORT WORTH, TEXAS -It’s that time of the year when college football starts to wind down. That means it’s time for the big boys that […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

November 11, 2009 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Now that the baseball season is mercifully over, the temperatures have started to drop, and daylight hours dwindle down to a […]

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TEXAS TUESDAY: I HATE YOU ALL… EQUALLY

November 9, 2009 Dr. Diz 19

by Eddiz “I hate you all… Equally.” –George Preston Marshall FORT WORTH, TEXAS– The University of Mississippi has shortened one of its fight songs to […]

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